Jp Kalenga

Die hard Barca & Man-city fan// Red bull Racing & Max Verstappen fan. Am open to being educated and corrected// Undermining me, that's something I don't take.

[Jp Kalenga @StevoJp1]

@LutentaMunsaka @briansimasiku And he was cooked for it😂,

[Jp Kalenga @StevoJp1]

@NicklausWinter1 I know that pace will dip like a titanic the longer I go😅,...will surely take that advice on a banana.

[Jp Kalenga @StevoJp1]

Scenes when Fred Mmembe is announced as the next republican president of Zambia.

[Jp Kalenga @StevoJp1]

@mupuchi That man knows how beneficial the feeding program is, he's just rage baiting us and hunting for that Elon money 😅😅

[Jp Kalenga @StevoJp1]

@Litmagogo That's like 400% interest😬, this is one of the reasons why BOZ is pushing for the registration of money lenders, coz they are really hurting people with these interests.

[Jp Kalenga @StevoJp1]

@ThelastEvans U want a politician to admit on the international stage that he failed? Ni political suicide iyo🤣🤣🤣

[Jp Kalenga @StevoJp1]

@Chimwemw3_ Iyi ni same as having a business that solely relies on govt tenders, the moment it goes south on that front ninshi u are done.

[Jp Kalenga @StevoJp1]

@FCB_CHITO We are all praise singers, we just sing for different churches 😂

[Jp Kalenga @StevoJp1]

Look at you, defending that mundubile interview like yo life depends on it...... Congratulations, you are a praise singer now, mushanina bwali🤣🤣🤣

[Jp Kalenga @StevoJp1]

@FCB_CHITO "never leave a blank space"😭

[Jp Kalenga @StevoJp1]

@TeamMakeSure Unhabitable? Bruh have u been to areas like misisi, chibolya and the likes, that's even better.

[Jp Kalenga @StevoJp1]

@Akatoka_Kay Awe, I wash on weekends. I can give someone to wash my cloths but those I make sure I do them myself.

[Jp Kalenga @StevoJp1]

@mutachali @BuyoyaJonah I'm sure he's trying to link the copper theft to his time on the copperbelt, which I believe most likely happened during his time there.

[JJ. Omojuwa @Omojuwa]

They used the last World Cup as proof of concept. Even tested some of their ideas, like nudging football toward four quarters.

The investors are happy with the numbers. Now they want to buy the game itself.

[Jp Kalenga @StevoJp1]

@SeverinoTheWolf Even CAF won't say jack, they've already budgeted the money they were promised and how they will share it😭😭

[Jp Kalenga @StevoJp1]

@omasulidwa This thing has always been going on for years....non the less it just shows how insecure the ruling party is.

[Jp Kalenga @StevoJp1]

@NkByenda Bruh, they are killing and torturing everybody and he's talking about salvation 😂😂😂

[Jp Kalenga @StevoJp1]

Coz planes travel at extremely high speeds, thus that balloon can't do jack.

[衝撃bot @minnano_dougaww]

緊急時に安全に水に着陸するアイデア。
あり？なし？

[Jp Kalenga @StevoJp1]

@currentiyke Dooms day, coz everyone will be looking forward to what comes next after endgame