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[LERRY @_AsiwajuLerry]

Knowing that midget, he might go ahead and drop a brace or hattrick against Algeria

[grootman @_sameolg]

???

[Skeka @realskeka]

Twitter is crazy 😂😂😂😭

[Sullivan @mfsvlly]

A grown ass man uko studio unapiga pozi za kisenge instead of going to the library one last time uweke vitabu za women rights and LGBTQ rights on the comedy section like a real nigga

[Ciru Muriuki 🇰🇪🪬 @CiruMuriuki]

And we have the same number of World Cups 🤭

[Skeka @realskeka]

Little children tend to love their biological parents more.

[Junkyard diver @Anto_mbuguaa]

Naona ulisahau kuambia bibi pia 😂😂😂😂

[Edwin🇰🇪 @justWailer]

"If I cut grass around a tree will the tree look taller?"
Chatgpt:

[Skeka @realskeka]

Iyo bitterness ya Mbiti ilitoka hapa😂. Imagine dating a girl, umfunze scamming alafu akuibie ata, worst of all akuconvince ufanye vasectomy alafu siku mmeenda kwao ocha kwa gate kipii imkimbilie ikimuita mum😂😭. Na saiiyo wewe ushaaribu starter hauna nguvu za kiume.

[𝗩𝗶𝗰𝘁𝗼𝗿 𝗪𝗶𝗻𝘀 @VictorWins_]

Wewe soprano!

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨 Pep Guardiola: “What is Barça missing to win the Champions League? The Champions League is a competition that DESTROYS projects, and I hope that’s not the case at Barça”.

“We must not think that just because you don’t win it, everything that has been built is no good. The league is the competition that gives you consistency and continuity. In the Champions League, you need to reach the decisive stages in good condition, without injuries, and refereeing also has a huge impact”.

“What matters is that the daily work is excellent, that the team keeps growing and improving, and that they don’t believe the season is a failure just because they don’t reach the Champions League final or win it. The league is what sets the foundation for judging whether a season has been good or not”.

[Owichezzz @PiocheBrio]

So I got to the airport this morning to take the next flight to UK, then I realize I forgot my passport at home, still thinking of what to do, this pilot saw me and was like ‘are you not Owich from Twitter?’ I said yes, long story short, I am now tweeting from Kwandege🥺

[CRIX @OnyChr2020]

So you’re telling me Bruno Fernandes got 13 assists with Højlund up front, but Kevin De Bruyne got only 2 assists with that same striker all season?

[Blaze Officiel @B3laze]

Fomo ndio itawamaliza you poor bastards

[𝕾𝖎𝖗 𝕮𝖍𝖗𝖎𝖘 @eagleseyeinc]

i’ll tell you for free: there’s an insane level of confidence that comes from knowing money is never your problem.

[Elvis Tunde @Tunnykvng]

Whatever happens tomorrow, PSG should not let Arsenal score first.

[Gitz  @Gitz__]

Africans should normalize assassinating presidents.

[Toxic @Kieni_vic]

HR watching you hug the new female intern

[26 @nott3v]

Your brain is not a protected area madam activist. Use it exhaustively.

[underrated @Nestroytimo]

Date cancelled, she doesn’t know what happened in Budapest on 30.05.2026