Stephen Schwartz

[Stephen Schwartz @StevoSchwartz22]

McKenna Andrews’ viral diving catch puts Iowa State softball on the national map @ISU_GSJC @CycloneSB @CycloneATH #GoCyclones https://t.co/3VjDQ0JJZM

[Stephen Schwartz @StevoSchwartz22]

In my Reporting and Writing for Mass Media class at ISU today we got the opportunity to speak with @ErinWilgenbusch about Public Relations and how it varies in society today. @ISU_GSJC #PublicRelations

[Cubs Zone @CubsZone]

Retweet if you want Cody Bellinger back with the Cubs.

[Margaret Gaca @Mags11Gaca]

Year 2 Last Day of Fall Ball @AjGaca
Carthage vs Parkside
3-6/2 Doubles, 1 Home Run, 5 RBI’s

[Cubs Zone @CubsZone]

Retweet if you want the Cubs to extend Cody Bellinger.

[Stephen Schwartz @StevoSchwartz22]

The only thing missing is the Moneyball background music being played when Morel hits the ball.

[Chicago Cubs @Cubs]

In the moment when time stands still, can you feel the chills?

#NextStartsHere

[Southland Vikings @NL_Vikings]

Vikings Finally Beat Corn Dogs In Wild Finish

Details > https://t.co/Bj8qNAYuj0

[Jon Finkel📚💪 @Jon_Finkel]

I just gave my kids an epic "Back in My Day" Summer rant and I got on a roll...

Here are 16 reasons Summer in the '90s crushes Summer in '23 and why our kids are soft:

1) Gatorade Citrus Cooler > every crappy Prime flavor

2) No Gatorade? Thirsty? Any garden hose on the side of a house in the '90s will do. Tasted better, in fact...

My kids: "Gross. It has no filter."

Me: "Filters weren't even invented when we were kids. Drinking mud and hot copper from the hose made us stronger."

3) Kids in '23: "Can you text Joe's mom to see if he's home?"

Really? Now we have to go through 7 texts so you can see your friend? The old way was perfect:

Kids in the '90s: "I'm calling Joe's house to see if he's home."

4) Even better in the '90s...

Kids: "I'm biking to Joe's to see if he's around."

Parents: "Good. Be home at 5."

Biking > driving

Calling > texting

5) Kids in '23: "Can you set up a playdate with Ed?"

Parents, when did the term "play date" take over? It's lame, weak parent-speak. It's our fault.

We should stop using it.

Our kids don't need dates to shoot driveway hoops.

Kids in '93: "Can Ed come over?" (simple)

6) Kids in '93: "Ken Griffey Jr. is the most awesome baseball player ever!"

Kids in '23: "What's baseball?"

7) If your kid likes a PB&J sandwich in 2023 it takes them 10 minutes to say so:

"This PB&J is so gas it's fire my guy no cap."

Describing a tasty PB&J in the 90s: "It's good."

8) Kids in '93: "I'm going to see The Sandlot in the theater with all my buddies Saturday afternoon."

Kids in '23: "We're watching some streaming super hero thing I don't know what app it's on."

9) Kids in '23: "I found this funny online video it has this guy at the zoo and he...."

Kids in the '90s: Chris Farley. Jim Carrey. Adam Sandler. Will Smith.

10) Kids in '23: "Alexa, play that AI song with Drake and KPop?"

Kids in the '90s: "I memorized all the words to Tribe Called Quest's 'Scenario'"

11) Kids in '23: "I'm watching this YouTube channel of this kid with a British accent making fun of high school videos he finds on YouTube."

Whaaaat??

How absurd are these shows?

Kids in the '90s: Saved By the Bell

12) Kids hearing a joke in '23: "i loled"

Kids hearing a joke in the 90s: ***actual laughter***

13) Kids in '23: "I'm on a group hangout with my friends."

Kids in the 90s: "A group of us are going to the park to hang out."

14) Kids in the 90s: "Can me and my friends walk to the pizza shop to get lunch?"

Parents: "Here's $5 to get two slices and a Coke."

Kids in '23: "Can we order Uber Eats for lunch? It's only $47.50?"

15) Kids in the 90s: "It's Friday night! Let's go to Blockbuster and cruise the aisles and grab a New Release and get some Junior Mints and popcorn."

Kids in '23 sitting on the couch: "Disney+ doesn't have anything new."

16) 90s kids: Michael Jordan is the greatest basketball player of all time.

Kids in 2023: LeBron James' usage rate is....

ughhhhh zip it, dorks.

Jordan was better.

***

If you're on team 90s, share this ASAP and follow me @Jon_Finkel for more like it...

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[Southland Vikings @NL_Vikings]

Big fourth inning for the Vikings led to a 16-2 win over the Miracle!

Details > https://t.co/VS0BgqtxRM

[Illinois Wesleyan Baseball @IWU_Baseball]

Happy 13th National Championship anniversary!

[Southland Vikings @NL_Vikings]

Meet the pitchers on your 2023 Southland Vikings!

Details > https://t.co/bj2khaLW2I

[Stephen Schwartz @StevoSchwartz22]

@JomboyMedia I see this man shooting his shot.

[Illinois Wesleyan Baseball @IWU_Baseball]

Sorry to keep everyone on pins and needles. We had a little work to do scoring 8 runs in the 8th and walking it off in the bottom of the 9th!!!!!

Anyways, we did it!!!!!!! We had the most donors and unlocked the $10,000 gift.

THANK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Michael Kellar @IWU_CoachK]

Pretty special night at Horenberger Field. Unreal comeback win and won the donor challenge to unlock the $10K gift. Can’t thank everyone enough. Great night to be a Titan!!!!!

[Stephen Schwartz @StevoSchwartz22]

@andrew_good_21 @CoachTG2 @CoachWik21 @ZachTeske1 @SCNbaseball @canes_illinois @PBRIllinois @PBR_Uncommitted That’s crazy, great job Andrew!

[Illinois Wesleyan Baseball @IWU_Baseball]

Opening day. How the Titans will line up

[Illinois Wesleyan Athletics @iwusports]

Baseball Set for Four Games in Four Days to Begin 2023 Slate

#TGOE | @BaseballIWU https://t.co/mcmTus7Ym4

[Brett Wikierak @CoachWik21]

⭐️⚾️🔵⚫️Good luck to all the @SCNbaseball alumni playing ball this spring season! ⚫️🔵⚾️⭐️ #Family #Tradition #HD_ #Grinders @JasonShanner @westin_13 @t_cazel @ryancaccia19 @_nickdemarco @anajera107 @MarcoTorres128 @LukeBolender1 @jayden_lobliner @CoachTG2 @CoachMoSCN

[Illinois Wesleyan Baseball @IWU_Baseball]

🚨📸Media day sneak peak📸🚨

[Illinois Wesleyan Baseball @IWU_Baseball]

Well done Titans!