stev♡

paid actor + creative director |$50 unblocking fee| ☼♊️ ☽ ♐️↑♍️ 🇺🇸🆘🇺🇾she/they

[stev♡ @stevvii_]

‘Damn Stevie you look like you got a BBL’

[🦉Hootz🐍🇵🇸 @YngviCom]

overstimulating my autistic wife whom I adore

[No Context Tobey Maguire @OocTobeyM]

Gonna smoke a joint in here and pretend I'm Willem Dafoe becoming the Green Goblin

[stev♡ @stevvii_]

You run towards the fire for warmth, but it burns you every time

[stev♡ @stevvii_]

Men where does the wiener go when you poop? (This is for science)

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

Just a couple of bros making out halfway up a light pole celebrating the Knicks win

[stev♡ @stevvii_]

This is specifically regarding @VonDutchLLC 😠 i wanted a Uruguay purse bitch

[stev♡ @stevvii_]

Every company who left Uruguay out of their World Cup merch drop, i see you, i hate you, and your company and self are going to face persecution and a slow painful death

[Selly! @Clitortoise]

“Get busy” that’s a BOSS talking 😂😂😂😂😭

[Robin 🐛 @Undue_Risk]

Oh look at me I’m New York City. I have a cool socialist mayor. My basketball team has perfect vibes and is up 2-0 in the finals. I have the best food and the coolest clubs. I’m the center of the world. Fuck you

[emz! @blahblahemilyy]

help! i’m so scared of all these terrible relationships around me that everyone’s pretending are okay because they’re gonna get married

[stev♡ @stevvii_]

Playing hot potato with the same pussy when y’all could just be in a throuple

[soup🍓 @thrluv]

oh to be loved to the point of invention

[kat @yslnadi]

anyone who makes you sad on your birthday hates you.

[stev♡ @stevvii_]

Confession: the SpongeBob movie was my first exposure to David Hasselhoff and i thought he was sexy

[poorly drawn cats @poorlycatdraw]

who’s that diva

[yut @yutteca]

Se eu tivesse um marido q fizesse isso por mim a piroca dele n ia ter descanso

[ceciarmy @ceciarmy]

Una chica que teje cosas a mano tuvo la mejor idea del mundo: este posavasos revolucionario

[emz! @blahblahemilyy]

I love guys with really big dicks but in a social anthropologist way, not in a practical sense

[KING TORCH @_bbytorch]

fw a air sign btch u gotta stay on that btch heels cuz she walk outside and get treated like the mayor