Stew McCann

Man who falls asleep with an itchy arse, wake up with stinky finger.

[Stew McCann @stew_mccann]

@JamesBlunt Any chance there's another stalker anthem banger in there lad? Asking for a friend. That friend is me. As you were sir.

[Stew McCann @stew_mccann]

@nookienooo Would still smash.

[Stew McCann @stew_mccann]

@AJA71700 It’ll be at least another year or two before I can justify the purchase. I’m happy you’re happy tho. Are they as wicked good as they look?

[Olaf Falafel @OFalafel]

Just watched my neighbour sprinkle cornflour on his allotment - the plot thickens.

[Stew McCann @stew_mccann]

@lisa_curry Hi from the UK here mate. Is "Crystals" a metaphor for women being in charge of their own bodies? Because all women should have access to crystals in this day and age. Texas feasts on its own dirty bumhole. That is all.

[Stew McCann @stew_mccann]

I'd like to violate Owen Jones publicly whilst my mates cheer me on, and then then tell the CPS they can't charge me with rape because I am a woman.

[Stew McCann @stew_mccann]

@owenjones84 is a sexual predator apologist. I am truly embarrassed for whatever carcrash of a human voided it's uterus too late. Women are losing their hard earned rights to abhorrent little cunts like Owen.

[K’Hood @Rollitupk]

Lmaoo edibles review. Full video on Instagram!! https://t.co/6rv9prekNv

[K’Hood @Rollitupk]

Lmao y’all i did a food review for @mrpotatospread and on ME THAT SHIH BUSSIN YALL gotta go watch the full review on my YouTube. I love Jacksonville Florida lmaoo

[Stew McCann @stew_mccann]

@PokemonGOHubNet Not happy at all.

[Stew McCann @stew_mccann]

@mastiff666 @MartinSLewis Your*

[Stew McCann @stew_mccann]

@mastiff666 @MartinSLewis Sorry for the tardy response. You're wife's correct it is does smell like shit. But that weird shit when you have a heavy flu. Can confirm it was the first thing I could smell again after CVD19.

[james menzies @jamesmenzies1]

BREAKING NEWS

[Stew McCann @stew_mccann]

@Martingrad1 @piersmorgan this aged like milk.

[Stew McCann @stew_mccann]

@piersmorgan Ok, now read that back. Then stop, think, and then acknowledge what you've just done. I'm pretty sure what the generation of WW2 would think about you and the photos as editor of the Mirror you green lighted. Silly man.

[Stew McCann @stew_mccann]

@Independent Mate. I want facemasks to stay. I am fuck ugly from the nose down.

[Stew McCann @stew_mccann]

@PeterStefanovi2 Boris is a liar you say? I am shocked and appalled Peter. The whole core of my universe is being rocked by such a revelation.

[Stew McCann @stew_mccann]

@GMB @richardm56 Madeley you bastard. You're making me like you. Don't do it Richard please. I've always enjoyed disliking you. You're Mrs is lovely. Hi Judy 😉

[Stew McCann @stew_mccann]

@Independent What I have just launched into a sock would have been a better PM than Johnson during the pandemic. What's your point?