Stewart Whaley

A place for my humour/humor. Laugh often and share a smile ♡☮

[Stewart Whaley @stewart_whaley]

Remember to dream big. One day you can own that Big Mac outright … no more monthly payments. #humor

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Anyone who pronounces, "GUI" as "G.U.I." should not be allowed to vote. #geekhumor #humor

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Dolly Parton's Funeral @DollyParton #cartoon #humor

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After spending >$100K on A.I. tokens a prof studying a song at the Univ. of Texas discovered that Justin Bieber is a liar. In his song, "Never Say Never" Justin claims that he never says never. However after analyzing the lyrics he did indeed say, "never". In fact several times.

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"Hey, do you guys know what CANNIBALISM means?" - Chicken @kfc #humor

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@TomTSEC

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How come no one who's gone to heaven has ever thought to eMail their friends and family and say they arrived? #humor

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"That's 1 small step for man, 1 giant leap for mankind" - Neil Armstrong July 20, 1969. “...We will found companies." - Christina Koch Artemis 2 Apr/2026. Not the most articulate but that's why u don't send a woman. @NASAArtemis #humor #humour

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F1, Frankenstein and Sinners nominated for [Best] Sound ... ya it's the same sound effect, "Arrrrg". #oscars #oscars2026 #humor 😆

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Why do owls always say, "Who?" Isn't the more important question why? #humor

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Ppl don't know their history. I invented many things b4 sliced bread. #humour

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I killed a cat today, the judge gave me 9 consecutive life sentences. #humor

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What's the chance that the first person who wrote out the alphabet put it in alphabetical order? #humour

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You know why I don't buy an electric car? Imagine if it ever rained while you were driving? #electricityandwaterdontmix #humor

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If the Earth is not flat then why are there, "Dead End" signs?! #humour

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Most of the girls that I date would make excellent fishermen. They seem to catch me and then release me. #humor

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"O-kkk, students .... on tomorrow's history test there will be one question ... What was the name of your teacher that got blown up while her students watched?". #humor #toosoon

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Isn't it incredible that G-d made Mount Rushmore ... and all of these men would become Presidents? #humor