Stewart P. Dasso

35. Yes, that is me in my profile picture. Follow for fun facts and truthful, honest gaming takes! #StewartsFunFacts

[Stewart P. Dasso @stewartpdasso]

Just took a massive shit in the bathroom at Hobby Lobby and it won't flush. #SucksToSuck

[Stewart P. Dasso @stewartpdasso]

@dinglebobseven I'll make some calls. I know some people. Don't worry Dingle, we're getting you out of there.

[💜 Sowi 🩷 @SowiYourLove]

Ella es la definición de ass, por cierto

[Stewart P. Dasso @stewartpdasso]

@mrswifterreal My house. 30 minutes. Park out back, watch for the stray dogs.

[Stewart P. Dasso @stewartpdasso]

They're in a lot of trouble! 😂

[Stewart P. Dasso @stewartpdasso]

@Titanfalldong What? Can we please stop with this weird questions?!

[Stewart P. Dasso @stewartpdasso]

@Titanfalldong What does that mean?

[Stewart P. Dasso @stewartpdasso]

Nothing could have prepared him for this! 😂

[Stewart P. Dasso @stewartpdasso]

I see visions of him in the corner of my eye, but I turn to look and he isn't there.

[Stewart P. Dasso @stewartpdasso]

What the hell does "cracking" mean.

[Stewart P. Dasso @stewartpdasso]

I've been dipping my toes into various different games lately. Figured I should update this!

[Stewart P. Dasso @stewartpdasso]

Here are my top 5 games, since a lot of Streamers seem to be doing this.

[Stewart P. Dasso @stewartpdasso]

Edgar is going to represent me in court. I am so fucked.

[Stewart P. Dasso @stewartpdasso]

Yeah, sorry about that, guys. 🤣

[Dexerto @Dexerto]

A screening of Spider-Man: Brand New Day was evacuated after an audience member unleashed a Hulk-sized fart

The smell was so unbearable that moviegoers had to leave the theater in disgust

[Stewart P. Dasso @stewartpdasso]

LET'S GO!!!

[Stewart P. Dasso @stewartpdasso]

A world without Stewart P. Dasso just might be a better place.

[Stewart P. Dasso @stewartpdasso]

Dingle is gone. Swifter is mad at me and trying to sue me. Jeremy won't return my calls. Not even Edgar wants to talk to me. And worst of all, Hobby Lobby is closed. What's even the fucking point.

[Stewart P. Dasso @stewartpdasso]

Has anybody heard from Dinglebob? He just up and disappeared. He won't return my calls or anything.

[Stewart P. Dasso @stewartpdasso]

Joke written by @mrswifterreal, sorry for this misunderstanding!

[JayViper @JayViperTV]

Halo Campaign Evolved has been fully released for 3 hours and it has yet to reach its early access peak. So far, only 15.2K have been on at one time.

Yes, it's Tuesday, but it's also the summer and it's Halo.

Where are the players? You're going to say Game Pass, right? Except if people want something, they buy it. And on PC, they buy it on Steam. They haven't.

Looks like people aren't too hyped and it might only be worth a rental, not $50. If they didn't make it all about a girl boss, ruin Cortana, had actual devs that CARED about the franchise, it would have hit 100K.

Don't think they disrespected Master Chief and the franchise? Check this out: https://t.co/EheqebWzei

[supermadz @madis259]

Words literally cannot express how angry I got when I loaded into The Library for the first time. They took one of the moodiest Halo levels in the series and turned it into Doom Eternal / Tron.