Next-Gen Jacob Kraemer

NASCAR live-tweeter. Cole Pearn stan account. Made fun of MTJ's socks once. Gluckometer superfan. Assume sarcasm font. Bringing memes to NASCAR since 2011.

[Next-Gen Jacob Kraemer @StewCrew14]

@Steub_ Let's gooooooo! 🏁

[Next-Gen Jacob Kraemer @StewCrew14]

@MattWeaverRA

[Bob Pockrass @bobpockrass]

My surprised look when Ben Rhodes announces he has developed a rum

[Merriam-Webster @MerriamWebster]

Why is it ‘cancelled’ in the U.K. but ‘canceled’ in the U.S.?

Because we gave them that L in 1776.

[Ty Fredrickson @TyFredrickson36]

Excited to announce that I’ll be racing with Maples Motorsports at Lime Rock Park on Friday, July 10, in the ARCA Menards Series!

This will be my first road course race in a stock car, and I’m excited for the opportunity and the challenge. The race will be live on Fox Sports 1, and I can’t wait to get to the track.

A huge thank you to everyone who has helped make this opportunity possible. See you at Lime Rock!

[nascarcasm @nascarcasm]

#NASCAR

[Next-Gen Jacob Kraemer @StewCrew14]

@eaglenascarfan @SpeedFreaks Air blocking happens in all forms of racing. F1, Supercars, sprint cars, dirt late models, hell even Arca

[Next-Gen Jacob Kraemer @StewCrew14]

@jeff_gluck Have you seen the new show? It's on Tubu. It's literally on Heebee. It's on Poodee with ads. It's literally on Dippy. You can probably find it on Weeno. Dude it's on Gumpy. It's a Pheebo original. It's on Poob. You can watch it on Poob. Go to Poob and watch it.

[Next-Gen Jacob Kraemer @StewCrew14]

@PitLaneCPT @jeff_gluck Noah has to start beef with a guy who won't be back next week to prove he's a tough guy

[Next-Gen Jacob Kraemer @StewCrew14]

Welcome to the playoffs Corey Heim!

[Next-Gen Jacob Kraemer @StewCrew14]

20 minutes under caution for a tire that came off...

[Matt Weaver @MattWeaverRA]

NASCAR is not allowed to use the power grid from the base. It has to generate its own power.

ABB has a Battery Energy Storage System that uses a traditional diesel generator for two hours a day but the BESSes otherwise power the footprint.

Its very sustainability focused.

[Next-Gen Jacob Kraemer @StewCrew14]

@JaxDaddy32 Jesse has 3x as many starts...

[Next-Gen Jacob Kraemer @StewCrew14]

How does RCR and Chevy fumble Jesse Love. Probably the top Chevy prospect not named Day and top 3 prospect outside of Crews and Day.

Ford doesn't need a NOAPS development channel when it can just pluck top prospects like this.

[Wood Brothers Racing @woodbrothers21]

Beginning in 2027, @jesselovejr1 will drive the No. 21 Ford Mustang for Wood Brothers Racing.

[Bob Pockrass @bobpockrass]

Josh Berry, on a teleconference that has been scheduled for a couple of days, said he found out yesterday he wouldn't be back with Wood Brothers next year. He wasn't totally surprised considering their results. Berry, a KHI client, is working to find a spot for 2027.

[Next-Gen Jacob Kraemer @StewCrew14]

@jeff_gluck A story is only as good as the storyteller can tell it

[Daniel Céspedes @_DanielCespedes]

Points scored in each 5-race segment of the Cup Series season:

[Taylor Kitchen @_TaylorKitchen_]

"I don't want to leave them in flux, they have a great drive in Brent Crews that's gonna be ready likely at the end of next year."

Denny Hamlin is still confident he'll retire from full-time racing in 2027. Interesting nugget from his his post-race press conference on Prime, he hinted towards Brent Crews as a possible replacement him in the No. 11.

[nascarcasm @nascarcasm]

Looking like a dude in the witness protection program trying to conceal his identity

[Next-Gen Jacob Kraemer @StewCrew14]

Holy shit that wall is destroyed