Max Stewart

I have boomer energy but just the kind that compels me to sit on a bench and complain to the birds

[Max Stewart @stewfart2]

Scheduling in Minneapolis is so hard there’s always that one person that’s like “sorry I’m pretending to be a potted plant that evening!” and u just gotta act normal about it

[Max Stewart @stewfart2]

@saucycup So glad I’m not the only one who doesn’t think that’s horrible casting

[Max Stewart @stewfart2]

The objectively best size for a party is one where you can feasibly leave the room, take a huge dump, and return to the party without anyone being the wiser

[Max Stewart @stewfart2]

“Jack off all trades, master of none.” - @cowboyphonehome

[Max Stewart @stewfart2]

I actually intend to be the first person in history to be 100% based

[Max Stewart @stewfart2]

@saucycup Omgggg okay okay I don’t wanna give any impressions beforehand but if is definitely a Movie

[Max Stewart @stewfart2]

@saucycup Omg did u see the substance today too?!?!

[Max Stewart @stewfart2]

@theoreticalemo Crazy cuz I had the same thing happen yesterday and almost quit on the spot

[Max Stewart @stewfart2]

@HoernerMVP If you’re only glancing at his slash line or talking about his defense alone I’d agree with you. But all of his hitting stats which are weighted to league average (OPS+, wOBA, WRC+, etc) are below 100. Maybe by next June those will be at 105/110 and this debate will be over 🤷🏻‍♂️

[Max Stewart @stewfart2]

@HoernerMVP This isn’t an objectively good player, and what 22 year old would you expect to be one when he has just about a year of MLB service time? He’s consistently improved and is already a brilliant defender 4 or 5 years before most rookies become good major leaguers. Both can be true

[Zach @zjfrank13]

Something so sexy and mysterious about responding “I was raised Catholic” when somebody asks if I’m religious instead of just saying no

[Max Stewart @stewfart2]

@ZellerZelle18 @wanny_moob @NortonMpls I think that would definitely be the best direction to go in. When I patronize businesses there or when my friends who live there take me out, it’s usually to small businesses which have character and flavor – Baba’s, Bulldog, Caffeto, etc.

[Max Stewart @stewfart2]

@ZellerZelle18 @wanny_moob @NortonMpls If the case was that people were coming from the burbs and that is what made Uptown vibrant, then wouldn’t the issue be that people from the burbs are now projecting their racialized viewpoint of “the city” and choosing not to come? Sounds like something Uptown can’t control

[Max Stewart @stewfart2]

@ZellerZelle18 @wanny_moob @NortonMpls Having more cops in uptown won’t make it safer. Cops don’t make neighborhoods safer. As far as I can tell, there are still a lot of great restaurants and a great night life all the way down Lyndale from 94 to 31st

[Max Stewart @stewfart2]

@LFCTransferRoom Looked like his prime self today. Taking chances, driving at players with speed and tenacity, found the right passes when the shot wasn’t there. Gotta be honest I wasn’t sure he had more of his prime play left in him…based on today that is very wrong

[Max Stewart @stewfart2]

@ZellerZelle18 @NortonMpls I work in uptown as a pizza delivery driver. Every night of the week there are people coming in and out of restaurants and bars (CC Club, Bulldog, Wrecktangle just to name a few). All the “crimes” I’ve seen are cops harassing homeless folks and car accidents

[Max Stewart @stewfart2]

Thought the weird static stuttering of Ep 18 of Twin Peaks: The Return was simply a part of @paramountplus being terrible…turns out it is just David Lynch

[Max Stewart @stewfart2]

@LFCTransferRoom *you know Liverpool football is back when we let a relegation-level team settle into a game and we don’t have a single shot on target throughout the first half…

[Max Stewart @stewfart2]

@LFCTransferRoom They already betrayed him by waiting till August to try and sign at the one position that every supporter agreed we needed to sign someone. Terrible planning and terrible execution of a summer that should’ve been full of signings and support for the new manager

[Max Stewart @stewfart2]

An app where cats can review and exchange theories about their bathroom experiences call that Litterboxd