Simon Pearson

THE Simon Pearson | master chef and cook for the Van Der Linde gang | #rdrtwt #rdrrp follow me for free stew 🥘

[Simon Pearson @stewmonpearson]

Well I’ll be damned maybe the camp can cook

[Seán MacGuire @fartmacguire]

Spam and rice and cucumber salad 🤤🤤🤤

[Seán MacGuire @fartmacguire]

MY NAME IS SEÁN MACGUIRE AND I AM A FUCKING FAGGOT

[Simon Pearson @stewmonpearson]

@lensummerboy @tillyjacks0n How sweet

[Simon Pearson @stewmonpearson]

Should I make a stewpage (strawpage)

[Simon Pearson @stewmonpearson]

@allhatnocattle_ Indeed Morgan.

[Simon Pearson @stewmonpearson]

A lovely lady named Mrs Community Notes keeps messaging me

[Simon Pearson @stewmonpearson]

@ineedjesus1899 Whatever you say Reverend, whatever you say.

[Simon Pearson @stewmonpearson]

a STEWpendious gentleman

[Simon Pearson @stewmonpearson]

@ineedjesus1899 The next time you run off, we ain’t saving ya. Since you’re a man of god, god should save you right?

[Simon Pearson @stewmonpearson]

@ineedjesus1899 SWANSON! You were gonna go blow that money on GAMBLING or worse, DRUGS! So forgive me for looking out for you😡😡

[Simon Pearson @stewmonpearson]

@hikaqtt Those boys have fleas or something.

[Simon Pearson @stewmonpearson]

@ineedjesus1899 Reverend why on earth would I call myself stupid

[Simon Pearson @stewmonpearson]

@lensummerboy Well said kiddo

[maria 𐙚 @hikaqtt]

arthur was so based for telling micah to off himself 😭

[Simon Pearson @stewmonpearson]

@ineedjesus1899 Mr. Swanson what are you on about?

[Simon Pearson @stewmonpearson]

I am a letsplayer

[max 🌱┊kieran's spouse ⋆˚࿔ @kieranduffies]

i still think about this daily and it cracks me up so bad He thinks he’s the letsplayer

[lamb @darkseavoyage]

Need one of these for my yard

[Simon Pearson @stewmonpearson]

@ineedjesus1899 @JohnnyMarstino @AbigailMarston8 Even Reverend is agreeing. That’s saying something

[Simon Pearson @stewmonpearson]

My apologies everyone I have been away hunting for MEAT since SOMEONE HASNT.

[Simon Pearson @stewmonpearson]

@tillyjacks0n He really is like a wet dog. That damn Marston

[Simon Pearson @stewmonpearson]

@TaimaAndCharles Well i can tell ya…most of it is going in the pot. You boys hard work isn’t going to waste.

[Simon Pearson @stewmonpearson]

@sherrybiee I will not feed into these empty INSULTS.