Alex

[Alex @stewylebrock]

"the to don't list:"

[Alex @stewylebrock]

You seem like you were homecoming queen.

[Alex @stewylebrock]

My metro card is freedom
With one swipe I can go anywhere

From the Morris Park boys
To the Pug Uglies

New York is mine
$3.50 now

[Alex @stewylebrock]

I'm the salt to your' soup

[Alex @stewylebrock]

It really doesn't matter to me
I just wanna see ya face

[Alex @stewylebrock]

I never move at this pace anymore.

[Alex @stewylebrock]

Hashtag relish my roll

[Alex @stewylebrock]

How did they get this pie in here?

[Alex @stewylebrock]

wait am i on twitter?

[Alex @stewylebrock]

hold on i'm tweeting

[Alex @stewylebrock]

I think we just made the illest bandanna.

[Alex @stewylebrock]

Travel to the USA, Australia, Italy or China with TourRadar and Topdeck! #LifeIsAJourney #gotouring https://t.co/nH6Zi7Ldpw@

[Alex @stewylebrock]

I'm learning to relish my role as underdog.

[Alex @stewylebrock]

Sometimes I like to suck on 2 gummy bears at once then stick them up my nostrils and snort them down at the same time

[Alex @stewylebrock]

Monkey Man thinks he's a holy roller.

[Alex @stewylebrock]

She has a baby corgi. What do I have?

[Alex @stewylebrock]

Fibbers are the worst

[Alex @stewylebrock]

I'm nostalgic for the good times we never had.

[Alex @stewylebrock]

It's been a while since Enjoyed a nice long train ride.

[Alex @stewylebrock]

I'm soooooooooooo laz'n.