Stacy

A doctor removed my bio.

[Stacy @Stexcy]

Been a while. This place has changed a whole lot. Need some time to figure it all out.

[Stacy @Stexcy]

@Jennyablue Maybe I'll be back. It's been 5 years. I still have a bunch of opinions I need to impose on people.

[Stacy @Stexcy]

6 gun deaths in Japan in 2014. 33,000 gun deaths in the U.S.A. in 2014. WTF? Wake up America!

[Stacy @Stexcy]

I'm only on Twitter because I can't afford a dot com website.

[Stacy @Stexcy]

Canada has very strict guns laws. Canadians can only be killed with guns smuggled in from the U.S.

[Stacy @Stexcy]

Never tell an American to kill the lights.

[Stacy @Stexcy]

A good friend of mine has been sober for 2 days now. We all hope he comes back soon.

[Stacy @Stexcy]

Nobody has ever called me a Buffoon. WTF are buffoons? Are they cute?

[Stacy @Stexcy]

I've just completed 7 years without a cell phone. Social media recovery is hard.

[Stacy @Stexcy]

I'm still waiting for a Molson Canadian refrigerator to be dropped near me. I do own a crowbar.

[Stacy @Stexcy]

I love the feeling you get when you decide to do something really stupid.

[Stacy @Stexcy]

We can discuss fracking after our third or fourth date.

[Stacy @Stexcy]

As I get older my boobs will sag, but not as low as a man's bag will sag as it dips into the toilet water while taking a dump.

[Stacy @Stexcy]

I'm moving to Oklahoma because the big oil companies have created thousands of earthquakes saving me a ton of money on batteries.

[Stacy @Stexcy]

Biting the hand that feeds me is my biggest relationship problem.

[Stacy @Stexcy]

I have way too much in common with the 99%

[Stacy @Stexcy]

I'm kinda of attracted to guys that have a lot of tattoos of women's names that have been crossed off.

[Stacy @Stexcy]

All of my lucky days were stolen by people that won a lottery.

[Stacy @Stexcy]

The delete button is my only BFF.

[Sly @slyoung5]

I'm not wearing anything under my straightjacket.