Sam Short

Just your average guy who drinks to much 🍻

[Sam Short @stfcshorty]

@daleclarky @owenkenn @MillerandCarter Saw that on their menu on Friday. Looks class that

[Sam Short @stfcshorty]

@daleclarky @wearyprovo Yeah mate, the underseat bag is tiny. Easyjet taking the piss mate.

[Sam Short @stfcshorty]

@daleclarky @notaustinpostv4 Getting me and you confused again lad 😂

[Sam Short @stfcshorty]

@daleclarky @PintsDrank What the sweet fuck is this 😂😂

[Sam Short @stfcshorty]

@daleclarky @madisonlaurennx Never used this in my life mate 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[Sam Short @stfcshorty]

@joe_thackray @daleclarky you been doing the garden again?

[Sam Short @stfcshorty]

@anna_ksil @daleclarky pack it in lad ffs 🙄

[Sam Short @stfcshorty]

@STFCTownEndReds @daleclarky would like to join and use the megaphone if thats okay? He’s really good at singing “Figgggghhhhttt and Wiiiiiinnnnnn”

[Sam Short @stfcshorty]

@lewis_sparey Someone run some of these over at half time to me by aldi 😂😂😂

[Sam Short @stfcshorty]

@daleclarky @RaveFootage 😂😂😂😂😂

[Sam Short @stfcshorty]

@daleclarky @ladbible Peroni or Bud that mate 😍

[Sam Short @stfcshorty]

@__sa03x @GerryCinnamon @daleclarky would love to come with you

[Sam Short @stfcshorty]

@daleclarky All fun and games lad 🤪 class weekend but my bank account isn’t looking to healthy

[Sam Short @stfcshorty]

@daleclarky @Hootersnotts Tits and Beer, can’t wait

[Sam Short @stfcshorty]

@badabingyeet @daleclarky wouldnt do that to you, he is a passionate man who loves satisfying women long term

[Sam Short @stfcshorty]

Announce VILE Northern trips recommencing, first stop Nottingham 🤪🍺 @daleclarky

[Sam Short @stfcshorty]

@daleclarky 😂😂😂

[Sam Short @stfcshorty]

Honestly lad, get yourself some new mates 😂

[lewissssss @lewis_sparey]

To the Plymouth left stranded at the services… your mates are fucking whoppers

[Sam Short @stfcshorty]

@PeterFinchGolf @BowoodGolf Very good score on that hole considering the line you’d have to take. My home course, so i know this is a very tough hole to get an eagle on 🔥 well done mate