Dearest S

I'm the Dearest.. Let's see how long this lasts.

[Dearest S @stfsteed]

I'm ridiculous for you.

[Dearest S @stfsteed]

@DocBuglove you are too sweet. Thank you, handsome.

[Dearest S @stfsteed]

Forget frisky friday..
Can we just have a fuck me Friday and be done with it already?!

[That Marc @The_Marcness]

Leave your morals and pants at the door

[That Marc @The_Marcness]

People who don't go down should come with a fucking warning label or something..

THAT is not something that should come out mid-coitus

[That Marc @The_Marcness]

Titties in my inbox make the best subtweets

[Dearest S @stfsteed]

@mommagrump ohmygarsh! You're so right. I couldn't move my eyeballs.

[Dearest S @stfsteed]

@mommagrump because you're wonderful.

[Dearest S @stfsteed]

@mommagrump I'm sooooooo glad.

[Dearest S @stfsteed]

The person who can't stand the substitute for 'okay' being 'K' just shortened 'pretty much' to 'pm'.

i just.. I don't.. I can't.

[Dearest S @stfsteed]

I could be a man.
You have no idea.

[Dearest S @stfsteed]

Whenever I send out a resume I imagine the people who read it just gather around the computer, laughing that I would bother to apply.

[Dearest S @stfsteed]

Dating?!
Hahahahahahahaaaa..
No.
I'm chunky, have two kids and look questionable naked.

No.. no I'm not dating.

[Dearest S @stfsteed]

It's days like today that make me question my decision to get out of a bad situation.

How bad could it have been to be unhappy forever?

[Dearest S @stfsteed]

The solution is simple.

You.

[Dearest S @stfsteed]

The problem is not with happiness.
The problem is with everything else.

[Dearest S @stfsteed]

Sometimes you have to pause happiness..

[Dearest S @stfsteed]

I can write funny tweets too.

I just choose not to.
I never was very good at applying myself.

[☆ Petote ☆ @Petote]

Anti-everything?!
Bitch, I might be.