Divya

Just a random girl getting ready for another problem after solving one

[Divya @stfu_divya]

me - Mummy! Ye sukoon kya hota h??
Mom- Whi beta jo hamare ghar mai tumhare aane se pehle hua karta tha

Mummy yarrrr!!!!

[Divya @stfu_divya]

Sapna naam tha uska
Hakikat dikha ke chali gyi

[Divya @stfu_divya]

Subah naam tha uska
Sab asubh karke chala gya

[Divya @stfu_divya]

He- I am smart
She- not interested
He- am multi talented
She- still not Interested
He- I have 6 pack abs
She- no means no
He- I have goverment job
She- destination marriage kroge ya normal?

[Divya @stfu_divya]

He - suno
She- ha bolo
He- Twinkle Twinkle little star will u be my pehla pyar? ❤️
She- Up above the World so high AB TU BANEGA MERA BHAI ❤️😎

[Divya @stfu_divya]

Someone- Lagta h bohot busy ho aap....
Me- haa...mere assignments aur baki sare kaam aap kardo fir mai Free ho jaungi...🙂

[Divya @stfu_divya]

Uski story like krne se tumhe lagta hai vo pat jayegi ....

Toh tum baklol ho 😌

[Divya @stfu_divya]

Barbaad hone ka tarika 🥲

[Divya @stfu_divya]

Lightsoff+Spotify+headphones+someone special in mind+romantic song

[Divya @stfu_divya]

Angrez ki aulad
Bohot zayda bde angreez ki aulad
Fir aate h:
Biryani spoon se khane wale

[Divya @stfu_divya]

•Bhide BHAI
•SODHI BHAI
•Hathi BHAI
*Jetha JI*
YE PYAR NHI TO AUR KYA H ❤️👀

[Divya @stfu_divya]

When someone says JITNI TERI AGE H UTNI MAI EX H
Just reply:
WHI TO HARKATO KE WAJAH SE EK V NHI TIKI 😎

[Divya @stfu_divya]

Bhook gyi h
Chaat leke aaoge kya?
Pass mai h mera ghar
Barat leke aaoge kya?

[Divya @stfu_divya]

She- hii
He- hlo bby
She- kl mai barish mai fisal gyi
He- zayda chot nhi lagi n?
She- Puri baat to sunlo
She- kl jab mai giri to piche mera bestfriend apni crush ko ring pehna rha tha aur galti se ring mere hath mai chal gyi
So now we are engaged
Sry 💔

[Divya @stfu_divya]

Har week dp badalne Wale:
Bhai kaha se aate h ye log?
Itna confidence kaise aa jata h acchi acchi photos lene ka?

Mere 1-2 acche photos aate h usse v blur krke lagana padta h...

ರ_ರ

[Divya @stfu_divya]

God made girls just to reply
•hmm
•ok
•accha
•bye

[Divya @stfu_divya]

Gully mai bank
Bank mai loan
Tu itna Hot
Jaise
Mi ka phone
ᕙ(͡°‿ ͡°)ᕗ

[Divya @stfu_divya]

She- suno bby
He- ha bolo n bby
She- vo kal Delhi se meri mom ki friend ka beta aaya tha to hm sath mai hukka pee rhe the to uske ring banayi aur vo meri finger mai aa gyi to now we are engaged
Sorry bye
He- kaddu ki tarah kaat gyi 🥲🥲

[Divya @stfu_divya]

Someone- where did your all money go?
Me- I'm eaither wearing it or I ate it

[Divya @stfu_divya]

He- I love u
She- sorry mai apka proposal accept nhi kar sakti mai abhi kahi try maar rhi hu agar waha se block ho gyi to tumhare pass aa jaungi