Andrew Baker

I'm 26. I beard. I love mosh. I poo-tweet.

[Andrew Baker @stfubaker]

Sex with me is like a fish gutter, knives cutting her open and then we eat the eggs #innuendo #IAHatVOgue

[Andrew Baker @stfubaker]

Sex with me is like Wrestlemania, too many dudes

#IAHatVOgue #innuendo

[Andrew Baker @stfubaker]

Sex with me is like Surrey... 5 guys corner you, get beat up and you lose your wallet #innuendo #IAHatVOgue

[Andrew Baker @stfubaker]

I've said it once and I'll say it a million times. If you have stretched lobes and don't use this,… http://t.co/oBszYJU4mZ

[Andrew Baker @stfubaker]

PB and Fruit Loops. I swear I'm 27. #singlelife #whatsmyageagain http://t.co/r1aNHvB6Bl

[Andrew Baker @stfubaker]

I love the Richmond Night Market. #dragonballz #goku #trunks #singlelife http://t.co/sNj9cIV0oH

[Andrew Baker @stfubaker]

Start work in 6 hours, play this for 5. DTFBAKER on 360. Come join me.

Why do I look scared? http://t.co/i89AEXj8f1

[Andrew Baker @stfubaker]

Hurry up and grow you stupid beard. http://t.co/nMa6CUuncI

[Andrew Baker @stfubaker]

Nachos, iced tea and Ultimate Spiderman. #singlelife http://t.co/fUNOMfQBVQ

[Andrew Baker @stfubaker]

I guess I officially live in British Columbia now. http://t.co/UnXWvfOpSr

[Andrew Baker @stfubaker]

Just posted a photo http://t.co/SfbJjCGWNx

[Andrew Baker @stfubaker]

Happy mothers day to all those moms out there. Just know, that mine is way cooler then yours, and can… http://t.co/3cG8SlYXPV

[Andrew Baker @stfubaker]

All hail. http://t.co/6nFyBPBeAc

[Andrew Baker @stfubaker]

Got bored at school today. #babyface http://t.co/zaM6KdhqcI

[Andrew Baker @stfubaker]

Sometimes Nimbus is cool. When I try to get a selfie and she tries to make out, that's not one of… http://t.co/ccDo6U1ehA

[Andrew Baker @stfubaker]

She fell asleep beside me while I pooped. #stupidcat http://t.co/ZYYwWSCoKA

[Andrew Baker @stfubaker]

Day off when I usually work. Don't know what to do. http://t.co/W99gJl0hwK

[Andrew Baker @stfubaker]

Don't wanna get out of bed. #tired http://t.co/8FfAI3pfLJ

[Andrew Baker @stfubaker]

Got some body suites at work today. http://t.co/M0oiuyFNiy

[Andrew Baker @stfubaker]

It's a nice day, and in inside. Gotta keep that ghostly white complexion http://t.co/DoYsyLsHaw