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23 | Intern doc

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TO ALL THE MEN who've peed before me: seat upar krke susu krna seekh jao guys

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Long time no see🫠

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Diwali Ramnavmi Hanuman jayanti sab ki vibe ek sath aa rhi h aaj✨🚩

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Jay Shah ye kaisi script likhi Bhai????

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Mene aajke baad kabhi MasterChef Australia nai dkhna ab

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Hum main match me hi kyou hag dete h har bar???
#INDvsAUS

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Kya depressing lag rha h bc

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Bhai merese nai ho rha meko nashe krne h ab
#INDvsAUS

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My order was supposed to be delivered by 19 Oct, im trying to reach you since 3 days, it's my bday today & the parcel is very imp to me, if i don't get it delivered in an hour, I'm going to sue both of you, @Flipkart & your courier handling company
@flipkartsupport @_Kalyan_K

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@VishalK918 Never been the same since then

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Remember when Twitter used to be fun?

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Me living my life without knowing who Elvish Yadav is

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Bestie went on a date, payed all the bills, filled his car's fuel tank, left her wallet in his car, can we start calling her sugar mommy??

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Levodopa is like the DuaLipa of medicines

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This day keeps getting more and more depressing

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What are the odds of winning an IPL trophy?
If it's RCB, the odds are zero

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MI and RCB fighting for that last spot today, while RR

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2000 ka note ban ho rha hai, accha hua me gareeb hun

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I may look normal but deep down I wanna go and settle down in Vrindavan

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On a different note, RCB fans are really cute 👉🏻👈🏻

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the moment i spot a CSK fan is the moment i identify a red flag🚩🚩
run for your life people