Federico

Caps Lock Apologist || Funny, not fun || He/Him || Berlin. 🌈🧁

[Federico @stfufede]

Movie idea: a time traveler project manager tries to introduce the SCRUM method to the Habsburg empire

[Federico @stfufede]

Matthew Broderick looks like a lesbian who's running for office and that's 100% a vibe

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ASPIRING TV WRITERS: If there isn't a scene where Ann Dowd tells Justin Theroux to drink his own c*m, it is not art

[Federico @stfufede]

@stephenfishbach It's a conspiracy theory claiming that BB15 contestant Helen Kim got pushed by production during the infamous "wall competition", preventing her from winning. All parties deny it, but some corners of Reddit are still holding on to the theory 🤣

[Federico @stfufede]

I'm all for Amie Lou Wood overcoming her insecurities, BUT ALSO let's not act like we allowed on screen some kind of elephant man. She's a hot girl with big teeth......

[Federico @stfufede]

"Criterion closet picks" but they're going through my teenage DVD collection, having to choose between The Craft, Space Jam, and Cruel Intentions

[Federico @stfufede]

"Actors on Actors" but both parties are taking the polygraph test and getting electroshock every time they lie

[MaryAnn Johanson (she/her) @maryannjohanson]

Wait. The chocolates aren’t dinosaur-shaped?!

Then WTF is the f*$#ing point?!

[Federico @stfufede]

@perdu_max Also, Lianne!

[Federico @stfufede]

@thekellynb Only works if she's into Harry Potter, but I got this to my 12yo niece and she loved it
https://t.co/R8c1hvPxG8

[Federico @stfufede]

@KassMcQ LOL, they did konMari the swap, the merge, and even the chickens. Who or what are they going to konmari next?

[Federico @stfufede]

@stephenfishbach Literally Alanis Morissette should update the "Ironic" lyrics to this tweet

[Stephen Fishbach @stephenfishbach]

nothing on the 'for you' tab is for me

[Marlen @marlenjott]

This is the most French response I've ever seen, they should teach you that on duolingo

[Federico @stfufede]

@freakologie Hahahaah "work as contraception" 🤣

[Federico @stfufede]

Most kita teachers in Berlin look like someone who escaped prison and I'm here for it

[Federico @stfufede]

What the world needs now is love sweet love.

But also, a moral panic about parents who kiss their children on the lips 'cause they should rot in jail

[Federico @stfufede]

Ngl I and every gay I know would probably storm the British parliament if Nelly got booted from #GBBO

[Federico @stfufede]

@freakologie Whaat? Where?!