THE real yearner

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[THE real yearner @stfulu]

@PickleMamaa illiteracy is at an all time high, so many dumbasses everywhere i hate it here

[⋆ @lowkeyalbert]

i hate lying to my parents but its for their own good

[King Roy @RoyIsThaTruth]

I don’t think yall mad enough.

There’s a black woman who’s been sitting in jail since 6/5 named Janine Delane because she refused to sign over the deeds to her land passed down to her . A judge order her to sign over her land.

[Reechmilly @Reechmilly]

may i never meet another lustful lying narcissistic manipulative loser again

[𝓓𝓾𝓴𝓮 🧃 @fwsodiq]

A lot of issues come from not putting people in their place the first time they try you.

[23 @23gotback]

i accepted the fact that yes i am crazy and no idgaf

[Генри @6loodyfuckface]

No one is pointing out that edibles don’t kick in that fast. You can do your entire grocery shopping and be on the way home and then theyll kick in. He’s just being retarded for the sake of retardation.

[Lilyallly❤️🇬🇧 @lilyally98]

Videos like these prove to me I cannot do anything for money.

[• يمنى♡• @yumnah_elkhabir]

THIS!

[Lurkin' Mom @LurkAtHomeMom]

Why does everyone at the pharmacy have to go to lunch together?

[fluttershy @hwrtyed]

i am not my father i am not my mother but im a third worse thing

[TASJÉ @TASJEJ]

If you got your body done you shouldn’t speak on nobody’s natural body. Yall tend to forget how yall used to look

[yanna. @slimyan]

it ain’t never been that hot.

[L @3vivv]

oh sweet girl please let it go before it rots your soul

[Zion @zionszzn]

I don’t mind being sick, but having a sore throat is where I draw the line

[zero @0EyedSlugger]

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[. @deityofnightt]

having your period in the summer