michael

dead on some weird hill

[michael @stfumichael_]

did everyone try the chicken? i thought the chicken was lovely

[michael @stfumichael_]

What?

[michael @stfumichael_]

this would be devastating if i knew what that meant

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

‘THE SUPER MARIO BROS MOVIE’ debuts with 46% on Rotten Tomatoes from 52 reviews.

Read our review: https://t.co/QXygmQUMEc

[michael @stfumichael_]

i’m a quarter of a century years old…

[michael @stfumichael_]

i’m flying too close to the sun and i burst into flames

[michael @stfumichael_]

oomf when i tell him to do something in a game that gets him killed

[michael @stfumichael_]

what the fuck is green

[President Biden Archived @POTUS46Archive]

The Green House.

[michael @stfumichael_]

i think any movie i watched for the first time this year should be eligible for the oscars

[michael @stfumichael_]

who the fuck are these people on my timeline

[michael @stfumichael_]

me and my boyfriend are looking for a third and perhaps a fourth (you can’t be donkey kong or luigi those are our characters)

[michael @stfumichael_]

@jennifersnudes i really don’t know how much more grief i can handle

[michael @stfumichael_]

i start sobbing and dry heaving every time kenny dies in south park

[michael @stfumichael_]

absolutely fucking devastated to find out this a k*nye lyric i thought he made this up

[bob saget @bobsaget]

I need every bad bitch up in Equinox. I need to know right now if you're a freak or not.

[michael @stfumichael_]

5th valentines day with oomf

[michael @stfumichael_]

crazy frog

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Who should do the next #SuperBowl halftime show?

[michael @stfumichael_]

every time the platform wobbled

[michael @stfumichael_]

PUT HER ON THE GROUND! RIHANNA!!!!!!

[michael @stfumichael_]

@youngthugstan

[michael @stfumichael_]

idk that last of us episode kinda hurt too much