Vedhas Atre

[Vedhas Atre @stfuvedhas]

The world would be better place without me...that's why I have to live as long as possible

[Vedhas Atre @stfuvedhas]

Rs. 800 ki photo lunga

[XtCy @xtcyeasy]

@PicturesFoIder he probably said "world piss" a funny joke in his head but the transcriber or some shit heard it wrong

[Vedhas Atre @stfuvedhas]

Looks good, but kya bheje mein bheja bheja hai?

[Vedhas Atre @stfuvedhas]

Mein marne ke baad saare log vegan hojaye pls, kyuki jaise karam kiye hai agla janam insaano ka toh nhi mil raha

[Vedhas Atre @stfuvedhas]

Happy "But shaadi toh ladki se hi karoge na" Month

[Vedhas Atre @stfuvedhas]

You can't take this away from me bish

[Vedhas Atre @stfuvedhas]

Ye x ke chakkar me mein ek din upar chala jaunga

[Vedhas Atre @stfuvedhas]

BROOO NOOO vaha bhi shanti nhi

[Vedhas Atre @stfuvedhas]

We need new punchlines for old set ups.
Like why was 6 afraid of 7?
❌️Because 7 8 9
✅️ Because 8 was killed and 7 was the prime suspect

[Vedhas Atre @stfuvedhas]

Dream mein bhi homophobia

[Vedhas Atre @stfuvedhas]

@DailyNoud Well the jokes on the virus bish

[Vedhas Atre @stfuvedhas]

@otokyo Dear Theists,

What if you die,

You lose.

[Vedhas Atre @stfuvedhas]

@HumansNoContext "Me too"

[Vedhas Atre @stfuvedhas]

@tweet_himanshu0 But Nodel United Nations se kaise niklengi chaddiya

[Vedhas Atre @stfuvedhas]

Almost cried

[Vedhas Atre @stfuvedhas]

MILOOOO

[Vedhas Atre @stfuvedhas]

A step ahead

[Vedhas Atre @stfuvedhas]

Mein toh atheist hu, aap log apne apne bhagwaan se pray karo ki mera result acha ajaye

[Vedhas Atre @stfuvedhas]

Dheere dheere Chennai paas aate hue dikh raha hai