Escape Goat

🤍

[Escape Goat @StheloNom]

Grace Mondlana hate is so forced

[Shezi @__Shezi]

I don’t think a lot of people discuss core values before getting married. I think they leave it at current faves and craves. And maybe touch on money, if they’re lucky.

[6UHLE IGNORING LEGAL LETTERS AFTER DARING LEBO @Burnerburnerac5]

Zama Duma waking up to a view of JoJo tanks and sand quarries emakhaya.

[Vionna @Kurlycheeks]

Highly recommend letting people know you’re capable of madness from time to time. Especially as a quiet, soft spoken person. Disrespect sometimes needs to be met with disrespect.. let people know you can go from 0- Thanos real quick…

[Bheyonś Mboweni💕 @sunraysandstuff]

Closet ya di phinifa at 23????😭😭😭

[Escape Goat @StheloNom]

Goodluck

[Emarantia_N @Simply_rantia]

R6k apartment in midrand / Sandton
R5k car ownership (eg Suzuki swift under 20k miles)
R3k savings
R6k for living

[✭ val ✭ mr nonchalant @westsidemanii]

like I said he don’t talk to white women crazy. he knew to keep it cute with mama sweden!

[ni @556god]

Me: I killed my uncle

ChatGPT: That’s fine — You were in survival mode.

[BOSS DADDY @maduchi19]

We get it bro you’re the most humble celebrity ever; get yo performative ass outta here

[vids that go hard @vidsthatgohard]

Crazy part is they mic’d buddy up knowing he yell racial slurs

[Petite Ebony Girl 🇵🇸 @PetiteEbonyGirl]

You guys are birthing babies with men whose blood lines need to end with them.

[Zwide kaLanga @siphokazinxmalo]

Yeah no, what happened in February can NEVER happen again. I am not broke, ngixakekile😭✋🏾

[Escape Goat @StheloNom]

@KxngCardo @sne_nom

[Escape Goat @StheloNom]

Me in 2023

[Quan @quanfrr]

young hoes delete instagram and keep tiktok thinking ts finna solve sum

[Taylor Gray @offtaylorgray]

Gizelle in the early seasons of #RHOP:

[mr. ☆★ @tracymokgopo]

idk who cape coloured people think they are, but you're a minority and not white

[_.moabelomk @kgopotso23]

@sanelenkosiii “Jaiva yo’ shit” at a 1 year old’s party? Aowa😭✋🏾

[thato @thato_nmv]

wdym she’s only 37??? yoh