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I'm boring

[LAVISH @msalexandriae]

rich in ways we don't even realize.

[໊ @sonohoor]

man of the house (firstborn daughter)

[Zoya🕊️ @Zoya_ki_batein]

Not being pregnant.

[caitie delaney @caitiedelaney]

the point of life is going to a good restaurant and getting two cocktails with dinner. that’s it

[jynx @jynxbby]

don't ask me if i wanna go out this summer, just pick me up

[Hustlanani @hustlanani]

Of course I get myself whatever I want.

I love her.

[victoria 🫶🏻 @litttlesnappy]

praising jesus because a rapist was elected is why i don’t go to church anymore

[rebecca jennings @rebexxxxa]

idk why i’m always shocked to rediscover how deeply our country hates women

[Meg Reid @meg_it_happen]

but that was my emotional support daylight

[mau @villainsaints]

missing the time when i used to obsessively read books in less than a day and not worry about a single thing in life

[sarah @heavenbrat]

its eldest daughter day?? makes sense why i woke up a lil extra tired this morning

[braylonnn @braylon125]

Don't nobody be on Twitter more than a employed person on the clock 😂🤦🏾‍♂️

[introvert @introvertsmemes]

“I’ll be productive when I get home”

when I get home:

[Micheal Afolaranmi @TheAfolaranmi]

I will never let my nose piercing go, she is me. I am her. we are one

[kayla👸🏼🍓 @garzaaa8_]

idk i just feel like i deserve Starbucks everyday

[weffy 🧚🏽‍♀️ @svillarnovoo]

dreaming of a house market crash so i can buy a house for $3 😔

[Indy🌻🫶🏾 @Loveee_indiaa]

I’m only tryna spend $5 from now til December 31st. So don’t invite me anywhere