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[alex @stickitstoner]

@lesbianweskerr just say your parents never threw you a big birthday party as a child and move on…

[alex @stickitstoner]

@ChillLittleMan @Test2mony wanna know the best part…. You can also buy those at the store! Either a 2 liter (my local store does them 2/$5 usually) or a case of them and you can buy frozen hashbrowns to go with it! 😊 but that part is completely up to the person making it!

[alex @stickitstoner]

@ChillLittleMan @Test2mony Yes you are spending 15 dollars once at the grocery store for 12 sandwiches instead of 10 dollars 12 times (120 dollars!) plus gas money to get there and back (depending on how far you live). Sounds like a win to me.

[alex @stickitstoner]

1220mg of sodium in one of those bowls btw

[Dexerto @Dexerto]

Kraft Mac & Cheese is launching its own cheesy ramen in the US

It will come in Spicy, Chicken and Pork flavors

[ashley ray @theashleyray]

sorry but my mom smoked pot my whole childhood and even when i was a teen smoking pot i didn't realize she was until i went to college. like if your parent was a cokehead sure but my mom eating snacks at 11pm wasn't much of a clue

[alex @stickitstoner]

@utdbrxy @433gary One of them, but im pretty positive amazon is bigger. But most places dont have the amazon in-person stores though so walmart / target are the next best thing

[alex @stickitstoner]

@CreativeMFreak @sailrstarscream i found out my parents smoked because someone told my mom that i was smoking and she came into my room and went “you smokin pot?” And i just nodded and she went “dont do it in the house” and a few days later she asked to hit my pen and we didnt say anything else lol

[alex @stickitstoner]

@deficitmaxxing It seems like they are trying their best to understand you and not push any boundaries. A lot of ppl who dont answer a lot can be like that and so im sure they meant well!

[alex @stickitstoner]

@rohrui I remember i used to be very close with a brazilian person and they had an english class and i would help them and they were doing filler words (like deciding if a, an, to, or “or” was the right word in the sentence and it was so interesting to see

[alex @stickitstoner]

Happy four years to one of the most magical nights on the internet

[Pop Base @PopBase]

YouTuber Dream unveils his long-awaited face reveal. #DreamFaceReveal

[alex @stickitstoner]

@snowball_111_ Omg thats insane 😬 some ppl have no empathy

[alex @stickitstoner]

@yb_xander She works with “tender-headed” kids as she calls it. Aka kids who cant/wont sit still and will basically make it as difficult as possible for a normal person to do them. She has a special talent and a VERY special kind of patience lol

[alex @stickitstoner]

@eosphorus07 Portugal is also a huge contributor to cultural imperialism so idk why u thought u thought that was any better 😭

[alex @stickitstoner]

British person talking about *checks notes* cultural imperialism..? whos gonna tell them

[CartoonChronic / Clancy @CartooonChronic]

Matt and Trey when they realize THEY’RE billionaires who constantly share their opinion

[alex @stickitstoner]

@216ers bro wtf are you talkikg about

[alex @stickitstoner]

@sugabelly The reason she survived is because her lawyer reported to them that the lethal injection wouldnt kill her because she has some kind of blood disorder and they did it anyways

[alex @stickitstoner]

@onirochu Them sharp pristine jawlines