Stick Martin

I'm a music guy. Sometimes I tell jokes.

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@TheWapplehouse Wow, that's awful

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@TheCinesthetic The end of the Honk if you're horny sketch

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@PaulGoldEagle I don't know if TH is involved or not, but man, those aren't the same hand gestures.

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@zatchweensatan I use Foobar for local music. Spotify always screws that up.

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@zatchweensatan Believe it or not, I gave Ween that flag behind him

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@ElixirStrings "Never cover your dick with your guitar"
comes from Dean Ween

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@NATERERUN I'm no fan of Trump, but this is a banger!!

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@Joshstrangehill The B Sharps is a 3 level joke. B Sharp, as in be alert, B Sharp is also kind of a music joke as there is no actual note called B Sharp on the piano. But it took me 20 years to realize Sharp is the opposite of Dull. So The B Sharps is the opposite of the B Dulls. Genius!

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@zatchweensatan If you put AR first, we would have the exact same list

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@leonardaisfunny This is pretty hack

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@NeverteIImeodd Those cars are parked in the bike lane.

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@ElixirStrings A clock that features the band Ween on it.

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@WFLA Sometimes the news is hilarious

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@WFLA What are cops even for?

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@WFLA I can understand being fooled. That man looks EXACTLY like Elon!!!!

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@MyFDOT Two studies have found that at least 40% of police officer families experience domestic violence, (1, 2) in.

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@ElixirStrings Just got 5 packs of LIghts Bronze for my acoustic. Elixir is the best!

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@ElixirStrings Standard, mostly because I'm too lazy to bring a 2nd guitar out to gigs and it takes to long to go to Open D and back. Open D is my 2nd answer

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@OMGFacts Oprah brought Doctor Phil into public consciousness. She is a villain.