Juice Daddy

A father, a lover, a learner and a friend.

[Juice Daddy @stickycounter]

😩 I’m soooooo blessed 💖 by the love of god 🥴

[Juice Daddy @stickycounter]

How do married people pick which side of the bed is theirs? I know my future spouse might have a fight on their hands when that’s brought up

[Juice Daddy @stickycounter]

Why can’t we call out elected officials for their drip, cus some of these dudes really be wearing yellow ties on green and blue plaid shirts 🤢

[Juice Daddy @stickycounter]

Mom just sent some 50 mL Bacardi bottles in the mail, what does she think I’m hosting? A sorority pregame?

[Juice Daddy @stickycounter]

Whenever Meg from Family Guy is happy, it makes me kinda sad

[Juice Daddy @stickycounter]

Upside Down by Jack Johnson has had more of an influence on my life than any person out there.

[Juice Daddy @stickycounter]

ERs are great, I gotta get injured more often.

[Juice Daddy @stickycounter]

If @clairo so much as looked in my general direct, I’d literally become abstinent until I had a chance to ask her to marry me.

[Juice Daddy @stickycounter]

Me to your mom

[Juice Daddy @stickycounter]

You’ll have to go through me to get to the beans.

[Juice Daddy @stickycounter]

There is literally nothing more demoralizing to guys than being called buddy by someone slightly taller than you.

[Juice Daddy @stickycounter]

I wish there was as much culture built around hats as there has been around shoes, because last I checked shoes don’t cover up a bad haircut.

[Juice Daddy @stickycounter]

If my roommate wrote down their dreams and I read them, I don’t think I’d even be interested, that mf bland 🤧

[Juice Daddy @stickycounter]

Hanging with my boys can be stressful, but we can all agree the @FCC sucks