samirah

you can’t compete where you don’t compare

[samirah @stickyonestyll_]

all sexy people are overthinkers

[• @Al__Quraan]

“I am helpless, so help me”

[samirah @stickyonestyll_]

I miss 2019 twitter

[Rachel🌸 @26rayy]

I hope the reason HMRC are taking long to calculate my tax refund is because they’ve realised they owe me £100K

[Rahma @Rahmmaahmeed]

i dont get jealous but like haha whos that

[Jenni @hashjenni]

baby I gift myself for making it thru the week .. I don’t play about me. 😭😭

[cam @thorneaffair]

jeremy corbyn mentioning gaza in his victory speech THIS is who should’ve been PM and i will never let it go

[Model Drop Daily @Mellow_Xxi]

i'll be hot again soon, i'm just losin my mind rn

[َ @tamss0]

You know all this “use electrolytes, put salt in your water” business isn’t even deep this Ramadan. You’re breaking your fast only at 6pm. Calm down. Should’ve done all this a few years ago when we were breaking it at 10pm abeg

[Chris Tucker 🇵🇸🇿🇦 @IsmailMateenah]

You can destroy the place but never the faith

[Jenni @hashjenni]

don’t tell anyone about your plans until it’s done😂

[Jenni @hashjenni]

leave after the first red flag because it never gets better.

[Jenni @hashjenni]

YOU CAN NOT MIX ALL YOUR FRIEND GROUPS

[Rahma @Rahmmaahmeed]

sorry I didn’t text back, I was on TikTok watching a movie in 32 separate parts

[AMIL @dylanamiliya]

i am on twitter to giggle and heart pretty things