Darnell “The Dragon Warrior” Jenkins, esq.

Master of Kung Fu | 4’11” 295 All-American Bobsled | Lavar Ball Enthusiast

[Darnell “The Dragon Warrior” Jenkins, esq. @stickyrice71]

@kaitrump I would like to offer any comfort or condolences you may need. HOO HOO HOO

[Darnell “The Dragon Warrior” Jenkins, esq. @stickyrice71]

Sweating the fuck out of this bet

[Darnell “The Dragon Warrior” Jenkins, esq. @stickyrice71]

Just got lost in a Scott Hansen rabbit hole on tik tok. Who tf will ever replace him

[Darnell “The Dragon Warrior” Jenkins, esq. @stickyrice71]

@manualbreathin2 Sweet club twirl

[Darnell “The Dragon Warrior” Jenkins, esq. @stickyrice71]

@RumbleRokowski Thought it’d be more like bottom 6 or 7

[Darnell “The Dragon Warrior” Jenkins, esq. @stickyrice71]

Added some stuff to the amazon cart for prime day.

Was banking on my mother ordering stuff and not clearing the cart… Worked.

[Darnell “The Dragon Warrior” Jenkins, esq. @stickyrice71]

I used to be gluten free. Now I’m all about getting that bread. #FDOW #corporateworld

[Darnell “The Dragon Warrior” Jenkins, esq. @stickyrice71]

@manualbreathin2 Small,

Questionable flavor choices on all of those items.

-Darnell

[Darnell “The Dragon Warrior” Jenkins, esq. @stickyrice71]

Retired Fraternity Brother Outfit.

1. Yes it’s Peter Millar
2. Yes I played at Kapalua
3. Yes I got flops
4. No I didn’t shorten Fraternity to Frat - would you call your Country a Cunt?

#expand #IPAs #IGotThatShitOn

[Darnell “The Dragon Warrior” Jenkins, esq. @stickyrice71]

Emptied a flask at a “dry wedding” #frigginwhaddup. Was lowkey drinkinfnin the house of the Lord I’m sorry

[Darnell “The Dragon Warrior” Jenkins, esq. @stickyrice71]

@stevehasmotion Gay dudes saw this and said nah… June is the worst month ever

[small @manualbreathin2]

Today’s forecast: Cloudy with a Chance of Jizz in my Pants

[Darnell “The Dragon Warrior” Jenkins, esq. @stickyrice71]

@RumbleRokowski @pat_pistol_ii Cap

[Darnell “The Dragon Warrior” Jenkins, esq. @stickyrice71]

UVA is actually the gayest place on the planet #nuke thus place

[Darnell “The Dragon Warrior” Jenkins, esq. @stickyrice71]

So now that I graduated it’s called “binge drinking”??? #beer #AA

[Darnell “The Dragon Warrior” Jenkins, esq. @stickyrice71]

Just got a Hazy from my mystery better pull #expand

[Darnell “The Dragon Warrior” Jenkins, esq. @stickyrice71]

Spent $60 at roys in 30 mins. Sure I was boozing dick and balls, but these prices are getting out of hand #rapekilroys #KillRoys

Oh and p.s. fuck that old mexican lady

Best,
Darnell

[Darnell “The Dragon Warrior” Jenkins, esq. @stickyrice71]

Wtf is Royal Kingdom and how did they get LeBron to do an ad??? #veinyahhdihh #GOAT #glaze #LeMeat

[Darnell “The Dragon Warrior” Jenkins, esq. @stickyrice71]

Can Marlon and Lacy pay for my roys cover #rapekilroys #KillRoys #shrink

[Darnell “The Dragon Warrior” Jenkins, esq. @stickyrice71]

Morbidly obese but is wearing a whoop… I wonder what genpop thinks