Nic Stanfield

All the good twitter bios are taken.

[nai☆ @mmynoelles]

awkwafina’s character meeting the wakandans

[Rated TV-MA Superstar @TampicoSlim]

This is natural hippie/boomer evolution

[Stephen Kent @StephenKentX]

As everyone debates Christopher Nolan's The Odyssey and Elon Musk's offer to pay Mel Gibson $100M to do his own adaptation, I notice no one has the courage to do Homer's poem the way WISHBONE did on PBS. We used to be a country.

[Nic Stanfield @SticNanfield]

Not just that, Hank met a kindred spirit from a different industry. This man sells marijuana and marijuana accessories.

[Fan_Page_For_Star @FanPageForStar1]

So I’m watching the new season of King Of The Hill right now and did they just confirm that Hank Hill is on the autism spectrum???😧

[Chuks @Chuksdakingz]

Seth Rogen reveals Hollywood studios will no longer approve movies based on script and director alone.

​"When we made Superbad, they bought our script, hired a director, said it would have a $20 million budget, and it would start shooting in April. That would never happen today in 100 million years."

​"No studio would just buy a script, give it a release date, cast it, and then make it."

​"Now, everything has to be in place before they will decide whether or not they're making it. Who's the director? Who are the actors? Are they famous enough? Do they have big enough names? If not, we gotta get different ones, or else we won't make it."

​"Amy Pascal was willing to just say, 'Make this movie. You'll put the funniest people in it, that will make the best version of the movie, and the best version of this movie is what will make us the most money.' That is not said anymore, really, in Hollywood."

[Snarcasm Queen @MoreOrLessAMess]

Your kids will not thank you for this, neither will your husband. You will develop resentment over not being properly appreciated for sacrifices you weren't asked to make and your family will be baffled when you one day explode at them.

[groft @toomguy127]

#backrooms

[Nic Stanfield @SticNanfield]

Talking to AI baffles me. I’ve been a loser and I’ve been lonely. So I’ve done some pretty embarrassing shit in my past just to feel accepted by somebody. But if you’re that desperate quit talking to AI and just start pretending to fall in public so people will ask if you’re ok.

[Sierra @slothsaretight3]

Bluey for your uncle

[Dotcom📟🌐 @Y2K_DOTCOM]

This show was a fever dream

[jeff sandwich @midatantics]

what race are they. what ethnicity are the dolphins. i need to know so i can be weird about it

[Cris @crisbadaro]

O fato de que tanto Oppenheimer quanto A Odisseia serem filmes sobre homens arrependidos com o mal que eles soltaram no mundo é prova que o Nolan se arrepende de ter revivido a onda de filme de super herói

[Out of context Violence @OOCviolence]

Cat Fishin' (1947)

[Out of context Violence @OOCviolence]

Hook (1991)

[John A. Daly @JohnDalyBooks]

Still my favorite bit about Joe Rogan:

[Nic Stanfield @SticNanfield]

Balance. Not symmetry. Balance.

[Flea @flea333]

Sometimes i make a beautiful breakfast, fresh vegetables sauteed with perfectly scrambled eggs, perfect toast with olive oil and a sprinkling of salt. Today i made a shitty breakfast, burnt toast and half cooked eggs and black coffee but its so good i eat it all up

[Lapis SLOPzuli @Uravity98114]

>Live-action My Hero Academia
Motherfucker that's called SKY HIGH

[AISHWARYA. @kingchiroptera]

I don’t think you guys realize just how fucking devastating this is.
That site was a literal historical archive. It held comics from DECADES ago which are out of print. This is HUGE, and we have no answers as to why it’s gone.

[Nic Stanfield @SticNanfield]

To my audience of all 14 people who see this shit go see Jackass 5. Idk how else to say it but it has last day of summer camp vibes. Like saying good bye to someone you know you’ll never see again except through social media updates and awkward “Hope you’re doing well.” messages.

[Nic Stanfield @SticNanfield]

Jackass always felt like hanging out with the boys in your neighborhood. That’s what made it fun. All this discourse with Rachel Wolfson very much feels like that moment someone’s sister joined in and the kid that nobody really liked kept shouting “Girls can’t play baseball!”

[Nic Stanfield @SticNanfield]

I think it’s valid to say we wanted more stunts with ALL of the new cast in Best and Last. But not even on some performative shit, her addition to the crew didn’t take anything away from the finished product. Felt the same way as the last 4 movies, tv show, and spinoffs.

[The Diepod @TheDiepod]

Look he’s a huge star, but apocalypse needs to be performed damn near Shakespearean. Can we get Lawrence Fishburn in the gym?