Stian Sævig

[Stian Sævig @sticobra]

Stage is fun, but stairs are pretty cool too

[Stian Sævig @sticobra]

Got a great complement from a Spanish woman: "You are not estupid, you are esmart!"

[Stian Sævig @sticobra]

OUT TODAY! Last single of the year: Forvente = Expect. It's about learning not to expect, but to accept. A perfect autumn song! 🍁🍂 https://t.co/9DG1nSCoyK

[Stian Sævig @sticobra]

I think I would do well as a woman. I would be "one of the boys"-kinda woman.

[Stian Sævig @sticobra]

Kødder du med Hareide, får du kjenne det. Du har ikke gjort noe feil, @EGukild! Var egentlig en god vits! Og ingen dum påstand om Nederland! Stå på videre!

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The first single is out! It's been 14 years since I started creating Norwegian mellow songs. Starting off with Bare Du (Only You), which is about how a special person can bring life and emotion to an otherwise calm and colorless soul. Lean back and enjoy: https://t.co/oU9vQllyGC

[Stian Sævig @sticobra]

Når Amundsen skriver at Islam har en gjeng med psykopater som dreper, er det klart han var ironisk!
Altså en humoristisk måte å si det motsatte, at han elsker Islam.
Synd ironien ikke ble oppfattet.

[Stian Sævig @sticobra]

Even when I haven't eaten for 15 hours, coffee makes me poop.

[Stian Sævig @sticobra]

Once I started meditating, and focusing on breathing, life's been pretty great! Not now though. Been having a cold the last two weeks.

[Stian Sævig @sticobra]

My wife's favourite way to clean the kitchen? Put it all in the sink. Doesn't matter if it's complete mayhem in the sink.

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Man, facebook are really into reminding you of your embarrassing posts, aren't they

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@joffset @LaResistencia @kakkmaddafakka Buena idea!

[Stian Sævig @sticobra]

I don't really speak spanish. But when I heard Santa Lucia by Miguel Rios at Toni2 Pianobar in Madrid, I decided to learn it. Took me three years, it was hard. Suddenly yesterday it was spontanously performed at Spains biggest talkshow. My life is weird.

[La Resistencia por M+ @LaResistencia]

SANTA LUCÍA de Miguel Ríos interpretada por un noruego que le llaman Mamba Negra y que la escuchó por primera vez en el Toni 2 de Madrid.

Este momento dios mío wtf

💎 @kakkmaddafakka

[Stian Sævig @sticobra]

Maybe "social rules" should be prioritized as a subject in school? We clearly have a problem with people not knowing how to behave. We don't have a problem with people not knowing algebra.

[Stian Sævig @sticobra]

@lvx_aeterna777 I dont hate him. I just dont like him. I think he thinks I like him, and thats a problem :)

[Stian Sævig @sticobra]

People: Be honest! Be yourself!
Me: *Being myself*
People: Wtf is your problem?

[Stian Sævig @sticobra]

When I can't sleep at night, I just lay there and think about how great it is that @erling is Norwegian.

[Stian Sævig @sticobra]

Two days ago we had summer and I was swimming in the sea, but today: On with las zapatillas!
🇧🇻

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According to my wife I am the one who mumbles. At least that's what I think she said, she was mumbling.

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I'm not saying our dog is smart, but he always knows there's a walk chance, once I get out of my sweatpants.