Tiff ☆

[claire de lune @ClaireMPLS]

no it’s actually so cool that gas and groceries are the most expensive they’ve been in years or ever, no one can find a job, an untrained masked militia are terrorizing everyone, there is nowhere you can feel safe from guns, and it’s all run by p*doph*les. no notes!

[Bark @barkmeta]

waking up for work at 6am so the government can spend $2M on crab legs with my taxes

[maneesha @ManeeshaSem]

how life feels when you’re with a man who has a problem solving mentality

[Daniel @growing_daniel]

When two wasians come together and have a baby you get the very rare purebred wasian

[ً @cryst6ls]

it’s so cold outside fuck israel

[Tiff ☆ @stiffdix]

someone please explain daylight savings to me like i'm 5

[Rei @rlevi]

This had me in tears for weeks😭😭

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

It doesn’t feel like party rock is in the house tonight. It hasn’t for a long time

[The Resonance @Partisan_12]

🇬🇧While being arrested, a protester recited a poem by 9-year-old Fatema Saidam, who was k!lled by 1$rael.

“Eyes are for looking & seeing sun,
Tongues are for greeting & saying fun,
Legs are for walking slowly & also run,
Hands are for shaking with friends Not for shooting gun”

[jordan @JordanUhl]

You honestly want me to believe that “Hamas” was in every single one of those houses? Every building on every street? As far as the eye can see?

[Brooke Lynn Hytes @Bhytes1]

I love it here.

[misa! @misak1nz]

the most avoidant man you know is somewhere telling someone he’s a lover boy

[cuckold jones @cuckcat]

i was gonna brush up against you like a cat but whatever bro

[Hollywood Deals @LocalDingus]

the rest is still unwritten pimp

[pdawg @707Pdawg]

hate when mfs make me be mean, i had a pocket full of sunshine til u did that

[geminissy🫦 @seoulssta]

having a real job is crazy. like omgg bye 😭I want to lay down

[(sab) 睿燄 • Their Totality @sasponella]

Our existence lowkey hella whimsical if you get a chance to reflect on that too bad we gotta clock in at the job on monday