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[bernie @StiffySmiff]

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[bernie @StiffySmiff]

Sources close to the White House and the DOJ have confirmed that there is speculation that Bob Lazar and Jeffrey Epstein were involved in a homo-erotic relationship prior to Epstein’s ultimate demise. More information coming soon.

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I want some chicken nuggets baby

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Wembanyama Yamaha

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Jesus Christ your fuckin dishwasher looks like dogshit

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Take your time, to reflect on yourself. Loved one ❤️

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You must brick up shit houses

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@DailyLoud A bird could fly over and shit in the bed of the truck

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Can we just watch a movie about somebody getting kidnapped dammit?!

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Woah #Jamal Don’t pullout tha 9’ millimemeter handgun 🫣

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I got a friggin cheeseburger from the cheeseburger store

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if they stay healthy

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Calling Boston Celtics to win the chip this year

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Say Bolden Bednar Brewington 10x fast, bet you can’t do it

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These bitches love to travel

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#Thatmoment when you put your air pods back in the case correctly without paying attention 👍

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When you just realize China is under 1 time zone but geographically spans 5 of them🤔

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Nah he tweakin

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Let’s be real Geico commercials really slap DOE 🤯✋

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In the hood, you don’t see UFOs.