HORTON HARMS A WHO
While Horton the elephant bathed in a pool
In the heat of the day, enjoying the cool,
He heard with his ears, which were large and acute
A very small voice, high and bright, like a flute.
End qualified immunity, hold cops accountable. It’s a ridiculous doctrine that holds govt officials to a crazy standard and there’s a bill in Congress to get rid of it and everyone should make sure that bill passes. #BlackLivesMatter
"Why you bringin' up old shit?"
In what feels like the 1000th Democratic Debate this year, Elizabeth Warren presses Miguelito Bloomberg for his problematic past.
#DESUSandMERO
Donald Trump must be convicted and removed from office.
Because he will always choose his own personal interest over our national interest.
Because in America, right matters. Truth matters.
If not, no Constitution can protect us.
If not, we are lost.
Bernie: I’m scared of getting this heart transplant.
Tom Steyer: It’s ok, I’ll be here after your surgery.
*Bernie wakes after surgery and sees a nurse*
Bernie: Where is Tom Steyer? He said he’d be here.
Nurse: Who do you think gave you the heart?
Bernie: Yeah, good. Ok.