Ed Simmons

Snow Skier, Show Skier, Timbers Fan, and Most importantly Dad to two sons

[Finn @Finn_aka_Jeremy]

Let’s get it trending: #peptoportland #rctid

[Ed Simmons @pdxsimmons]

Time to send someone to the smoke store! #rctid

[₿IGRYAN @BigRyan]

@SenMullin @DHSgov When you murder citizens and cause chaos in the streets, you are not my friend or loved on.

Sorry, just the truth.

Sad time to be a proud American.

[Ed Simmons @pdxsimmons]

@DHSgov So more lies. Nothing this administration says can be believed.

[Ed Simmons @pdxsimmons]

@AGPamBondi So the agenda is to starve Americans while building an over top Ballroom for Trump. Got it!

[Ed Simmons @pdxsimmons]

So how many others were told to start driving to the game at 4pm because the @TimbersFC Gmail calendar entered Bend as the city? Whoopsie #bigfail #youhadonejob

[Ed Simmons @pdxsimmons]

@SecretaryLCD @POTUS Here is another reason you lost your seat in the house. You are so out of touch with reality it’s unbelievable.

[Centrism Fan Acct 🔹 @Wilson__Valdez]

We're really entering a dark, dark place for free speech. Not the fake RW kind but the actual one where the First Amendment is being destroyed before our very eyes.

[Ed Simmons @pdxsimmons]

@elonmusk the cyberbully https://t.co/HlHCtuRtdx

[Chris Rifer @ChrisRifer]

That was a very, very poor performance from a very, very poorly run club. Time for yet another long offseason. #RCTID

[Ed Simmons @pdxsimmons]

Hey @TimbersFC I think we all deserve a refund for our tickets

[Jimmy Mack @chaibaba]

Dear @MLS and @AppleTV I can’t be the only one who just wants your folks calling the match on a paid service to, you know, call the match. The two you have calling the @TimbersFC Seattle match are busy being pundit wannabes. It’s a disservice to the game and your paid plan.

[Ed Simmons @pdxsimmons]

@shebainpdx Getting the boat out, to do some water skiing before we go to the game.

[Bill Madden @maddenifico]

Why hasn't Kamala Harris already done as VP what she's promising to do as president? Here's your answer motherfuckers. 🙌🙏👏👊🌊🇺🇸

[Ed Simmons @pdxsimmons]

@JakeZivin @TimbersFC @SoundersFC @TaylorTwellman @AppleTV You guys did the best call I’ve seen since the move to Apple TV. All the others Apple TV play by play and color announcers sux in comparison

[Ed Simmons @pdxsimmons]

What a great game. The fish were gutted, an actual flounder was gutted, defense was pretty good , @JakeZivin was on the call. Overall a great night at Providence Park.

[Ed Simmons @pdxsimmons]

Fish Gutted! #RCTID

[Ed Simmons @pdxsimmons]

Build a bonfire ! #RCTID #PORvSEA

[Ed Simmons @pdxsimmons]

Build a bonfire ! #RCTID #PORvSEA

[Ed Simmons @pdxsimmons]

@dethpuck1 @5mTKO Same here. At least I got face value for the tickets I sold

[Ed Simmons @pdxsimmons]

@Adam_Susman @andrew_wiebe Please explain! What shit call.