Shovely Joe

meme qween

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@morganjenkinson Did u get any in a 5 🙃

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Need to stop being so nice to everyone ahahaha gets thrown back in me face

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Praying I can get a new car tomorrow 😭

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@emmafoudyx 🙃 we’re both black and blue cba with us

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Toaster waffles are LIT

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I am FUMIN that silky hasn’t gone the fuck home yet what a fix 🤮

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Need somebody to teach me how to do make up properly coz I’m fuckin shit as fuck at it

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Depressing that I’m not a millionaire

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Tried to power through and go to work today despite being riddled with flu and I’ve made it SO MUCH WORSE

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Like am I the only one not assed about Notre Dame cathedral? It’s a fuckin building, get over it - no one died

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Lay in bed dying and shane comes in dead nice and tucks me in, then drops the nastiest fart and walks out 👍

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Fuckin nonce

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So over my absolute joke of a life now

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I feel like people who have their entire house kitted with crushed velvet everythang have 0 personality ahahah

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Get the feeling that all the blokes at the car wash laugh at my car when I take it for a valet. Granny car probs 🙃

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Why are men so shit

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I am gonna win the lotto tonight I swear

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@_georgieday Ahahahah nooooo 😭ur an 11 x

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Wish I wasn't such a fat ugly lump