Tony Stijfbal

hard

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Look, I know it sounds horrible, but I miss drunk William Montgomery.

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@DineshDSouza giorgio armani

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Just got a call from Dave Portnoy who’s read all my tweets - he’s sending me on a trip to Auschwitz so things are finally looking up you guys 🙏🏼

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What happened to all those steampunk assholes?

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Should I go see a doctor or nah

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Urinating piss.

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Your mom snapped me like a twig, bro.

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My ex wife wrote a book titled “His nutsack was too big for my mouth” smh

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A slippery slope, right up my ass.

[Jimmy Dore @jimmy_dore]

Any body language experts know why he’s rolling his shoulders after laughing like an idiot after saying he was talking to the governor of Hawaii?

[Tony Stijfbal @stijfbal]

Guys hold on they found a piece of old wood on Oak Island.

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MATT GAETZ WAS SET UP

lol jk

[Frankie MacDonald @frankiemacd]

A fan of mine that got in the picture taken with me and here it is

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everywhere

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Frontholes

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How about a new season on Oak Island

[Tony Stijfbal @stijfbal]

Turns out jet fuel can melt steel beams.

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Us country folk like it ROUGH MISSY

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Been edging all morning

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Listen bro the JD in JD Vance stands for Jimmy Dean - I know right? Betcha he’s G A Y