Tybo

he/him

[Tybo @stikycrabbyanus]

Damn girl are you a popular Fortnite throwable item? Cause that bush bomb

[🛸Dan 10K🛸 @DanBoyWonder]

Oh look at me I’m Tom Holland. I’m starring in several blockbusters. I have my own movie trilogy. I’m marrying Zendaya. I’m playing Spider-Man. Fuck you.

[Tybo @stikycrabbyanus]

God blessed me with alcoholism but cursed me to think all alcohol tastes like shit

[🦞🦐🦀Crustacean King🦀🦐🦞 @MuscularAutist]

NEW‼️‼️‼️ NEW‼️‼️‼️‼️ NEW FUCKING CRUSTAAAAAAACEAAAAAAANNNNN‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️❕️‼️❕️‼️❕️‼️❕️‼️‼️❕️‼️❕️‼️❕️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️🔥🔥🔥🔥‼️‼️‼️🔥🔥🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️🔥🔥🔥🔥

[corb @awshuqs]

being unemployed is so hard

[Buggy @lnfiniteAzure]

>about to hang myself
>kick chair
>i fall to the ground
>i look up
>Om Nom is sitting opposite me
>he Cut the Rope

Thank you for saviung my life Om Nom.......

[Tybo @stikycrabbyanus]

Am I a shark?? Am I a ray?? Am I a seabird?? Am I a whelk?

[Tybo @stikycrabbyanus]

Why is my favorite food scallops am I an octopus?? A sea otter???

[Tybo @stikycrabbyanus]

Am I a crab?? A sea turtle?? A sea star?? A lobster??

[🕐HOURLY🕑 shitpost @hourly_shitpost]

ㅤ

[Tybo @stikycrabbyanus]

What’s that part of your nipple called? The aioli?

[Tybo @stikycrabbyanus]

@drew_a69 @iSponge_ Bro they’d shoot you

[Tybo @stikycrabbyanus]

What if I ranked foods by how long it took to chew it

[Tybo @stikycrabbyanus]

@mabes_the_babe I had to read this shit 3 times to figure that out

[Tybo @stikycrabbyanus]

@mabes_the_babe More art please

[Tybo @stikycrabbyanus]

I wish bibles came with a page of stickers at the back

[Tybo @stikycrabbyanus]

@mabes_the_babe God

[Tybo @stikycrabbyanus]

@mabes_the_babe Ham and cheese sandwich please