alex

cat mom - book nerd - fuzzy blanket enthusiast 🌼💕 ♍☀️ - ♈🌙 - ♏⬆️

[Emily Darling @radicaldreamr_]

when you're talking to me, these are the dialog options I am considering

[alex @stilesalexis96]

The way my husband will search out my aunt to dance with her at this wedding is the sweetest thing I’ve ever seen

[alex @stilesalexis96]

the only person fartier that my husband is my son 😶‍🌫️

[trash jones @jzux]

having siblings is so important because you learn the exact amount you can annoy someone before they try to physically kill you

[alex @stilesalexis96]

my son

[Ellie @maverickslens]

Ever since I met this boy my breasts have not known peace

[alex @stilesalexis96]

Baby Beau is here, maternity leave starts, and I can finally start season 3 of Bridgerton

[alex @stilesalexis96]

@uhtilluh my question too except 6 weeks and kitten 😂

[alex @stilesalexis96]

@Jsmittytheman I love a mf who take bowling seriously

[mau 🍂 @villainsaints]

me getting emotional after finishing one of the best books i’ve ever read while also forgetting almost everything that happened in it:

[alex @stilesalexis96]

I’m always so surprised by how little I spend at Aldi but then I realize it’s because I was only able to get a quarter of the things on my list

[alex @stilesalexis96]

6 months into pregnancy is NOT the time to go on a DoorDash ban 🙅‍♀️

[madi 🤠 @barzillier]

nobody understands the bond between a girl and her first favorite hockey player

[female dennis reynolds @FlVESTARWOMAN]

daybitch (aah-aah-aAAh) fighter of the nightbitch (aah-aah-aAAh) champion of the sun

[Losing it @prophethusband]

Hydro flask. Stanley cup. Yeti. How about just refilling a Smartwater bottle you got at the airport for 7 months

[Séamus Malekafzali @Seamus_Malek]

Elmo I'm gonna be real I am at my fucking limit