Sam Tiley

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Did you know that official police policy requires them to be racist against Whites? It is deeply wrong and must change NOW.

[Sam Tiley @stiley89]

@_onlyscott Claude Makalele

[steve @bagshaw2112]

Be careful we have had a mm of #snow in the uk

Be careful today #snow

It snowed last night...
8:00 am: I made a snowman.

8:10 - A feminist passed by and asked me why I didn't make a snow woman.

8:15 - So, I made a snow woman.

8:17 - My feminist neighbor complained about the snow woman's voluptuous chest saying it objectified snow women everywhere.

8:20 - The gay couple living nearby threw a hissy fit and moaned it could have been two snow men instead.

8:22 - The transgender man..women...person asked why I didn't just make one snow person with detachable parts.

8:25 - The vegans at the end of the lane complained about the carrot nose, as veggies are food and not to decorate snow figures with.

8:28 - I was being called a racist because the snow couple is white.

8:31 - The middle eastern gent across the road demanded the snow woman be covered up .

8:40 - The Police arrived saying someone had been offended.

8:42 - The feminist neighbor complained again that the broomstick of the snow woman needed to be removed because it depicted women in a domestic role.

8:43 - The council equality officer arrived and threatened me with eviction.

8:45 - TV news crew from BBC showed up. I was asked if I know the difference between snowmen and snow-women? I replied "Snowballs" and am now called a sexist.

9:00 - I was on the News as a suspected terrorist, racist, homophobe sensibility offender, bent on stirring up trouble during difficult weather.

9:10 - I was asked if I have any accomplices. My children were taken by social services.

9:29 - Far left protesters offended by everything marched down the street demanding for me to be arrested.

By noon it all melted

Moral:

There is no moral to this story. It is what we have become, all because of snowflakes

[Sam Tiley @stiley89]

#CFCMATCHDAY

[Ian Rawson @RawsoniMcr]

Since fucking Oasis said they were reforming Man City’s form has gone back to the late 90’s

[Sam Tiley @stiley89]

@NickGriffinBU "Operation get behind the Darkies"

[Sam Tiley @stiley89]

@RadioX @tobytarrant morning Toby, can you play something by The Maccabees for me and my gorgeous wife zoe while we lay a new living room floor!

[Sam Tiley @stiley89]

@miki_djan @footballtweet The entire game as well. Not just 1 decision. Cheating C**ts

[Sam Tiley @stiley89]

@RadioX Fairway To Heaven #golftunes

[Sam Tiley @stiley89]

@tobytarrant @RadioX
Need to play more The Maccabees! What a band!

[Sam Tiley @stiley89]

@aecapulet @GreenManFest That's not like you Als! 😉

[Sam Tiley @stiley89]

The FA: Bring the 50+1 Rule to the Premier League - Sign the Petition! https://t.co/C29C7OfMAX via @UKChange

[Sam Tiley @stiley89]

@ALostWeekend had tickets for June 13th last year. Is there any update as to what happens with our tickets and which date we can attend now?

[Sam Tiley @stiley89]

@AntTodino @nealclementis @montag30

[Elis James @elisjames]

BIG NEWS, BIG GUESTS

[Sam Tiley @stiley89]

@ChelseaFC Chelsea vs spurs when Gavin Peacock scored a hatrick! @AntTodino it was a pleasure being in your company

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@Johnnyvaughan The Riftas

[Sam Tiley @stiley89]

#Super6IsBack! Share this for a chance to win £500. A winner will be selected at 17:00 Saturday. https://t.co/XbCdSfXNUP

[Foo Fighters @foofighters]

Hey @Nandi_Bushell!

Challenge accepted.

Haven’t played these songs in a loooooong time.....thanks for the inspiration!!!

Your move!!!

Your friend in rock,
Dave

(Thanks to my daughter, Harper for letting me borrow her drum set)

[Sam Tiley @stiley89]

@talkSPORT The Chelsea Barca game, when we should have had at least 4 nailed on penalties!