Someone should tell Ms Rachel to send her account details for small 2k.
The fact that my 2 year old knows pink, black, white, green, purple and can different between yellow and orange.
She knows circle, square, rectangle, triangle and pentagon, yes pentagon๐.
When I'm upset she starts singing "big feelings are okay"๐
Heavily pregnant women are only asking for stomach rub and warm hug from their husbands. Others are demanding burnt jollof rice from flooded Illupeju at 12 midnight with ram suya from kidnappers den.
No wahala.
7 years ago when you started chooking broom inside your private part and posting on twitter, we criticised you and asked you to stop. Your own father knelt down to beg you and your mother was hospitalised because of heart attack due to shame.
Today, instead of blaming yourself and feminists who cheered you into freedom (or whoredom), you're blaming everybody else who tried to save you from yourself.
And this is the usual end result for people like this. We're called controlling, misogynistic, and told to let rouge women do whatever they want with their bodies. In the future we're still blamed for the outcomes of their own decisions, and criticised for our wish to only relate with and procreate with humble and chaste women instead of such losers.
It's left for you reading this to pick a moral lesson from here, or become the next Hydonni. But I already know which one you'd prefer so I rest my case.