Brooke

she/her | It's B-R-O-O-K-E, 6 letters and 3 vowels.

[Brooke @stillbabblin]

I'm here to watch hockey and judge pep bands.

[Brooke @stillbabblin]

Hey, @MayorCarter do we get a parade now???

[Brooke @stillbabblin]

Never forget

[John Reinan @johnnyasheville]

Hey, don’t forget that the Minnesota @StarTribune , the nation’s 7th largest newspaper , owned by billionaire Glen Taylor, also decided not to make a presidential endorsement. The paper will “endorse voters, not candidates.” Don’t leave them out of the party!

[Brooke @stillbabblin]

To my apartment building, I apologize for the screaming. BUT THE @minnesotalynx GOT TO OVERTIME IN GAME ONE AFTER BEING BEHIND ALMOST THE WHOLE GAME. #WNBAPlayoffs LETS GOOOOOOOOOOO

[Brooke @stillbabblin]

On behalf of my fellow North Dakotans, @LaurenPComedy we accept your apology. Most importantly, you're correct there are a lot of reasons for Why NOT Minot. @MakeSomeNoiseDO @dropout

[Brooke @stillbabblin]

Never been so unhappy to be from the same city as a professional athlete. You messed up @PWHL_Minnesota. Disappointed can't even cover it.

[Brooke @stillbabblin]

Was drunk at an all inclusive resort in Mexico. Found out while in the bathroom where I could get good WiFi. Was so shocked I ran back out to the pool and yelled the news to my husband which meant I also announced his death to DOZENS of people at the pool.

[noah📡 @kayvonbanks25]

Do yall remember what u were doing when u found out Kobe Bryant passed away?

[Melvin Carter @melvincarter3]

Championship = Parade.

Them’s the rules.

Stay tuned.

[Waggle @getyourwaggleon]

We’re giving this hat to someone random who likes and retweets this post. Winner will be chosen before Game 1 of the WCF tomorrow #WolvesBack

[The Cultural Tutor @culturaltutor]

On this day 2,068 years ago Julius Caesar was assassinated in broad daylight in the middle of Rome.

But it wasn't a mob or popular uprising — Caesar was killed by a group of disgruntled senators.

Here's how it happened, moment by moment, on that fateful day in 44 BC...

[Brooke @stillbabblin]

If you could stop making women's sports a punchline THAT WOULD BE GREAT, @nbcsnl #snl

[Brooke @stillbabblin]

The @NHL playoff officiating is the worst I've ever seen. They are truly out to get rid of the underdogs. #GritFirst #RefYouSuck

[Brooke @stillbabblin]

To everyone that's married to a Swiftie and is not one themselves; it's going to be okay, we can get through this, FOB's album comes out in a week🙏🏻

[Qasim Rashid, Esq. @QasimRashid]

They killed Eric Garner for allegedly selling loose cigarettes. They killed George Floyd for an alleged counterfeit $20. But Brett Favre conspired w/people to steal $5M in welfare funds—people who have pled guilty to that theft—and yet he walks free w/o a charge or complaint.

[Brooke @stillbabblin]

Idk what the opposite of doom scrolling is, but that's where I'm at right now. I don't work tomorrow and am living for the Don't Worry Darling Drama.

[Gabino Iglesias @Gabino_Iglesias]

Hey, here’s an awesome idea: leave it the fuck alone. Now is not a good time.

[Brooke @stillbabblin]

@soggybottompod It's gotta be Sticky Bun Boys!

[Brooke @stillbabblin]

Walking into the @twentyonepilots concert and the woman putting on our wristbands asked @dylanteske19 why she had seen his shirt more than once tonight. It's a Twenty One Pilots shirt.

[billy eichner @billyeichner]

GET YOUR FICTIONAL HATEFUL BIBLE STORIES AND YOUR FAKE FICTIONAL RELIGIOUS BULLSHIT OUT OF OUR FUCKING LIVES. FUCK YOU.