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@[email protected] is your best bet.

[Dull @StillDull]

So, yeah. I'm still not dead, but this hell site needs to be.

On the rare occasions I feel the need to share some short form 'insights' or 'humour', you can find me at https://t.co/UQ9sQa8EPC

[Dull @StillDull]

Surely the BBC can see the opportunity here? If Lineker's historical comparison was wrong, a 6 part series with Gary and various history profs comparing the tactics of the Nazi party in the 30s to the current Tory party and demonstrating the difference would be a ratings winner.

[Dull @StillDull]

On the bright side, I bet viewing figures for MOTD will be through the roof this week (for the first five minutes).

[Dull @StillDull]

Always fun when you're wondering if your Uber ride will end at your destination or a crash.

[Dull @StillDull]

There's never a magic money tree, but there's always a magic government department efficiency savings tree.

[Dull @StillDull]

I don't mean to worry anyone, but I'm beginning to get concerned that our new PM and Chancellor aren't quite up to scratch. Possibly.

[Dull @StillDull]

@lauralexx There is a magic pie tree!

[Dull @StillDull]

@ChiNurse The yetis are preparing.

[Marc Burrows @20thcenturymarc]

The last thing I did before starting work today was put the Imperial March over King Charles' entrance to Westminster Hall and OH MY GOD. SOUND UP.

[Dull @StillDull]

As far as I can tell, roughly 64% of all buildings in the UK now have a book of condolences.

[Dull @StillDull]

I mean, I think it's a terrible recommendation, but Truss may be happy about it.

[Dull @StillDull]

@ChiNurse Additional info: I'm 6'7" so won't easily fit in any option.

[Dull @StillDull]

@ChiNurse Tent, car camper, or van conversion? No RVs thanks, I'm British.

[Dull @StillDull]

@ChiNurse Won't the mattress sink?

[Dull @StillDull]

So, all those MPs who talked about integrity, and how they couldn't in good conscience work with Johnson, are now just going to let him stay til the autumn? Integrity not needed over the summer?

[Dull @StillDull]

@lauralexx Think of them as the parliamentary version of an unpaid intern.

[Dull @StillDull]

They filmed Blockbusters here. https://t.co/B6DLgjo5J2

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[Dull @StillDull]

I wish people would stop saying there's no way he can survive this. Have they not been paying attention for the last two years?

[Dull @StillDull]

By which I mean, I am fed up of people using blind faith as a justification for imposing their will on people.

I just want some grown ups in charge for a bit.

[Dull @StillDull]

What happens when the parts of the country with reality based politics secede, and the fantasists have no-one left to blame?

Could be talking about the US, could be talking about the UK.