stillfoolish

Hypnofetishist, Somewhere in his 30s, currently infatuated with someone.

[stillfoolish @stillfoolish1]

@MasterBambie There's so many things I can respond to this with. I can go for a Streets of Rage joke, I can make a reference to Fucking in the Bushes, I can read it as a sincere challenge and accept.

Decisions, decisions...

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@MasterBambie I know we're not married but I'm divorcing you and taking the shark plushie.

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@MasterBambie "Credit card number now, bitch" hits differently when coming from you.

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@MasterBambie Things like this is why I love you.

Well, pretty much everything you do is why I love you, but stuff like this in particular is a big part of it.

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@MasterBambie 2x2 or inline?

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@MasterBambie You probably need to turn it on, but the thought of you turning on a Dutch anything will fill me with immense jealousy.

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@MasterBambie No, B, if you sit on people like that it's more likely to be "boning".

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@MasterBambie I know I'm getting kicked out of the cult for this but I legitimately lost it at "Look at her."

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@MasterBambie

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@MasterBambie You speak like you're some kind of wicked witch
Although I'm starting to think that as well
For the things you say do scratch an itch
Are we really just under your spell?

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@MasterBambie

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@MasterBambie So I should start distancing myself then? Makes sense.

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@MasterBambie ...lousy contractual obligations.

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@MasterBambie I'd prefer you didn't get bored but whatever will be will be.

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@MasterBambie I'm actually curious now what they wanted to say, although I can probably already guess.

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@MasterBambie Deal.

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@MasterBambie Ever heard of a game called Slay the Princess?

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@MasterBambie Was it the act of property buying that got her aroused? Did she herself want to be an estate agent so she could act out these fantasies? Is there some secret underground real estate kink I'm suddenly becoming aware of?

I have so many questions that need answering, B! So many!