Evan

Dishes are done, man.

[Evan @stillhatestwitr]

lol no

[Esquire @esquire]

That doesn’t change the fact that Apple TV+ has one of the best shows of the year. https://t.co/MBCsnVAnLR

[Evan @stillhatestwitr]

@Kait_Lately My last follower…

[Evan @stillhatestwitr]

I need to figure out how many sleeping pills will kill me and then take one fewer.

[Derek Yeeter @xtremelywoke]

the founding fathers watching the electoral college play out in the 21st century

[Tristan Snell @TristanSnell]

Do NOT panic during this first part of the evening.

Rural counties report first because they have fewer votes to count -- tends to result in Republicans coming out to early leads.

Democratic count tends to come in later in the evening.

Keep Kamala and carry on a la.

[On This Day in Simpsons History 🇺🇦 @dailysimpsons]

Me watching the election results tonight

[Evan @stillhatestwitr]

CTE is real.

[Evan @stillhatestwitr]

Need to watch a movie to ease my nerves. Maybe “No Country for Old Men” or “Uncut Gems.” Can’t decide.

[No Context E.T. @ET_nocontext]

Mood

[Derek Yeeter @xtremelywoke]

me all day tomorrow

[Simpsons NFL @TheSimpsonsNFL]

One more day

[Evan @stillhatestwitr]

This fucking family.

[Megan O'Matz @MegsNewz]

Republican mega-donors, the Uihleins, asked their employees who they will vote for in a purportedly anonymous survey in the swing state of Wisconsin. Some @uline workers were angered by the privacy infringement. https://t.co/3I9cyOYqdT

[Evan @stillhatestwitr]

The fuck is this?

[Midwest vs. The Rest @midwestern_ope]

Tired of Election maps? Here’s a map of the Pop vs. Soda debate

[Evan @stillhatestwitr]

Jesus Christ

[Evan @stillhatestwitr]

This game is stupid.