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[AGhostInconveniencedMe @IncnvnientGhost]

A ghost gave me morning breath in the afternoon #ghostgavemegingivitis #plaquedontsleep #ghoulgums #fluoridephantom #ghosts #paranormal

[AGhostInconveniencedMe @IncnvnientGhost]

A ghost took a bite out of my chapstick #aridlips #dryassghost #hungrymuch #chompstick #karmaforcarmex #blistexbitch #ghosts #paranormal

[AGhostInconveniencedMe @IncnvnientGhost]

A ghost taped my buns together #messwiththebull #yougetthehorns #smokeupjohnny #barrymanilowswardrobe #iheardaruckus #larrylester #abrain #anathlete #abasketcase #aprincess #acriminal #ghosts #paranormal

[AGhostInconveniencedMe @IncnvnientGhost]

A ghost put salt in my coffee instead of sugar #iguessimsweetenough #saltyghoul #breakfastruined #whycantijustlive #ghosts #paranormal

[AGhostInconveniencedMe @IncnvnientGhost]

A ghost burnt my toast this morning #monday #carcinogens #cremated #iwishiwasdead #ghosts #paranormals

[AGhostInconveniencedMe @IncnvnientGhost]

A ghost disabled the scan to email feature on the office’s kyocera taskalfa 2554ci copier, and I’ve spent the entire day troubleshooting. I know about using the gmail’s app password in the smtp settings, but I’m still getting connection error 2x2021 #ghosts

[AGhostInconveniencedMe @IncnvnientGhost]

A ghost gave my cat pink eye #seniorcat #prettyinpinkeye #infectedfeline #contaminatedkitty #poopypeeper #ghosts #paranormal

[AGhostInconveniencedMe @IncnvnientGhost]

A ghost switched out my weed with catnip #meowijuana #meowryjane #reefermeowness #icantfelinemyface #alrightalrightalright #seniorcat #friskies #petsmart #renalreefer #ghosts #paranormal

[Total Sports Kansas City @TSEKansasCity]

If JuJu Smith-Schuster scores a touchdown and the Chiefs wins today, we'll give a JuJu Smith-Schuster autographed jersey to someone who retweets this tweet AND follows us!

[AGhostInconveniencedMe @IncnvnientGhost]

A ghost won't stop playing Elton John's Candle In The Wind, it's been 4 hours now #anarchyintheuk #godsavethequeen #ghosts #paranormal

[AGhostInconveniencedMe @IncnvnientGhost]

A ghost emailed my professor and said that I was having an affair with his wife #frommajortominor #thesecretofmysuccess #oleanna #studentdiscinplinaryhearing #ghosts #paranormal

[AGhostInconveniencedMe @IncnvnientGhost]

A ghost said they'd pick me up from the airport and never turned up #uber #sunburntandsad #lyft #unreliable #abandoned #sonofnoone #flipflops #ghosts #paranormal

[AGhostInconveniencedMe @IncnvnientGhost]

A ghost has been trying to tell me a joke for the past ten minutes but keeps laughing before the punchline #knockknock #cliffhanger #gigglingidiot #tehe #ghosts #paranormal

[AGhostInconveniencedMe @IncnvnientGhost]

A ghost won't tell me where they were on 9/11 #jailbait #forever21 #carded #patriotact #neverforget #ghosts #paranormal

[AGhostInconveniencedMe @IncnvnientGhost]

A ghost has been sewing the opening on my boxer briefs shut #jockey #shakeit #dontbreakit #morethantwiceyourejustplayingwithit #ghosts #paranormal

[AGhostInconveniencedMe @IncnvnientGhost]

A ghost wrote my phone number on a bathroom stall at a truck stop and now some trucker keeps texting me “Candy Cane” #joyride #stevezahn #paulwalker #sugartits #foragoodtimecall #mudflaps #lotlizard #ghosts #paranormal

[AGhostInconveniencedMe @IncnvnientGhost]

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[AGhostInconveniencedMe @IncnvnientGhost]

A ghost emailed my boss telling them that I wasn't working hard - rather, that I was hardly working #weekendwarrior #performanceimprovementplan #HR #ninetofive #dollyparton #QuietQuitting #actyourwage #ghosts #paranormal

[AGhostInconveniencedMe @IncnvnientGhost]

A ghost borrowed my car and returned it with an empty tank #2000nissanxterra #runningonfumes #withthesegasprices #inthiseconomy #tesla #ghosts #paranormal

[AGhostInconveniencedMe @IncnvnientGhost]

A ghost told everyone that I'm a flat earther #360 #edgelord #flatearthsociety #youspinmerightround #ghosts #paranormal