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physically at work.

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i had a plan. then i opened the app

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saying no is rude. saying "let me check my calendar" is professional

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sent the message, saw the "seen", and now i live here

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turning around because someone shouted a name that sounds a bit like mine

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muted forty accounts and it did more for me than any strategy

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nine minutes of snooze in which nobody wins

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@amane_codm

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@hard__jpg finally, a toilet with a horsepower rating

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@pakaluxavierog Calvin Klein really hit the reset button on the campaign strategy

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@hourly_shitpost being the guy whose PC upgrade aged like an investment portfolio

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the timeline asking for one more narrative to get through the week

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locking the door, walking 10 steps, then having zero memory of locking the door

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@Emiratti

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@WorldExploress

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1:00pm the calendar is empty. 1:04pm there are three invites

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paid for 3 "alpha" groups to find out the secret. the secret is that there is no secret💀

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every single time i touch the sell button 😭

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when someone in the group chat asks "is it a good time to buy?" and everyone suddenly goes offline

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@wyacole financial planning at its absolute peak 😭

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@CFCPORT0 the robot was just doing its job bro 😭