Liz Williams

recovering horsegirl. typist. views are not my own.

[Liz Williams @stillplanking]

@MARTASERVICE So delays in both directions?

[Liz Williams @stillplanking]

@MARTASERVICE Yesterday. Today. At least once a week. These delays are so frustrating. I try to be a MARTA advocate but it’s getting harder and harder. Might trade my breeze card for a parking pass after all...

[Liz Williams @stillplanking]

@MARTASERVICE are there delays on the gold line SB? Been waiting on the platform 15+ min without any updates. It’s 2019, you need to make an app that has real-time tracking for trains.

[Kentucky Derby @KentuckyDerby]

She's the favorite in today's Longines Kentucky Oaks.

Get to know Bellafina.

[Liz Williams @stillplanking]

@SpotifyCares Tried again today and now it's working. Thanks!

[Liz Williams @stillplanking]

@spotifycares hey getting a 502 error when i try to activate my hulu account. :(

[Liz Williams @stillplanking]

@rachie_claire Wait did you visit my office today???

[Liz Williams @stillplanking]

@rachie_claire The cobb at Folk Art is good. Honestly Chick-Fil-A has a great cobb. Not technically a cobb but Superica has an incredible not-entirely-different salad.

[Liz Williams @stillplanking]

@rachie_claire Calling everyone who is not them a “fucking doofus,” “moron,” and “idiot.” It used to make me indignantly angry... now I want to end everyone’s bloodline bc everyone IS a fucking idiot.

[Liz Williams @stillplanking]

@rachie_claire Klobuchar is a Gemini which makes sense I’m just saying

[Liz Williams @stillplanking]

@rachie_claire Instead of setting my annoying ass dogs or baby free, I’m setting myself free... pls take me with you??? 🙏

[Liz Williams @stillplanking]

I am currently nap trapped pls send an assortment of soft cheeses, charcuterie, and a bottle of champagne.

[Liz Williams @stillplanking]

This tweet marks my triumphant return to Twitter. Thank you for coming to my Ted Talk.

[Liz Williams @stillplanking]

Having a baby is really exciting because it changes your whole life. Instead of wondering if the fart smell came from your dogs or husband, you wonder if it was your baby, dogs, or husband.

[Ascot Racecourse @Ascot]

Something to put a smile on your face this Monday...

Meet Peyo, the stallion bringing joy to those who need it ♥️

#MondayMotivation

https://t.co/Ab4NDRUzzD

[Liz Williams @stillplanking]

@rachie_claire @danielaverso @MrGordian that content is going in my portfolio for sure

[Liz Williams @stillplanking]

@rachie_claire @MrGordian pour one out for the good times

[Liz Williams @stillplanking]

@MrGordian @rachie_claire @Twitter I for one would never trust someone with this for a computer background

[Liz Williams @stillplanking]

@rachie_claire @x2chucks @MrGordian big daddy energy

[Liz Williams @stillplanking]

@rachie_claire @meganamram @MrGordian Yeah she validated the joke. I can laugh now.