Fernando Bootero

she/her they/them

[Fernando Bootero @StillSoup]

"There's like 200 episodes of Star Trek [tng] and you watch 'The Naked Now' everytime?"

[Fernando Bootero @StillSoup]

Church is fine if you imagine we're singing to a big ol tree and give her female pronouns

[Fernando Bootero @StillSoup]

ACAB but not in the insult use of bastard, more historical. All Cops Are Illegitimate to inherit and must prove their worth much more than the average person

[Fernando Bootero @StillSoup]

@Johnisnotamused What was the tweet?

[Fernando Bootero @StillSoup]

If my therapist ever stops ghosting me and asks how I'm doing I'll just show her my spotify playlist

[Fernando Bootero @StillSoup]

My head is so big now with my patient today telling me I'm the first person to notice his lazy eye in years (thanks neuro floor ✌)

[Fernando Bootero @StillSoup]

Nothing like crying at the car repair shop

[Fernando Bootero @StillSoup]

A teenager at the drive through complimented my eye makeup and that's all that's getting me through January

[Fernando Bootero @StillSoup]

Nothing like 78° on xmas eve

[Fernando Bootero @StillSoup]

I wonder how long I'm going to cry when I read about scientists studying early covid

[Fernando Bootero @StillSoup]

I love to hear a Squirrel doing that scratchy nut eating sound up in a tree. Every time i hear it i make eye contact with the squirrel its so good

[Fernando Bootero @StillSoup]

Brb gonna bully Kavanaugh via snail mail

[Fernando Bootero @StillSoup]

I like to casually talk about both my parents having a history of IV drug use both for destigmatization and because I justvdont have a sharing filter if I think the story is interesting

[Fernando Bootero @StillSoup]

I dont ask my partner if they're still attracted to me, I mumble "I'm a chubby little rascal" and awaitthe response

[Fernando Bootero @StillSoup]

I wanna grow out my hair but like long boy hair not short girl hair ya dig?

[Fernando Bootero @StillSoup]

@imjorman Meatless Monday is a good start. Or only meat one meal a day. Some people have luck just doing replacement veg products but it can get expensive that way. Try finding a couple of veg versions of meals u like a lot. I have a buttload of recipes i could send you my favs if u want!

[Fernando Bootero @StillSoup]

"I heard that Sturdee has the strongest teeth in the Midwest... What did you hear??"

[Fernando Bootero @StillSoup]

@stumblebee ...millhouse?

[Fernando Bootero @StillSoup]

:(

[Fernando Bootero @StillSoup]

@grunder_pants @Johnisnotamused This time's not my fault!

[Fernando Bootero @StillSoup]

It's oddly reassuring that my chart says "dysthymia" now instead of "depression", like in 2012 I was depressed now I'm just riding waves of being bummed out... Forever?