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Senior Lead FurryNation Insider and Top Writter. I’m never wrong with anything, all factual. The Voice of the Furry Community. I NEVER LIE🔑(36-0) @FurryyNation

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Static is photgraphed with acquaintance, Sochi, seconds before 2 AM. One can only wonder what happened after this photo was taken as taking a deeper look at Sochi's shirt, this photo has a deeper meaning. Static stayed around till it hit 2 AM, that's all sources had to say.......

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BREAKING: Static spotted eating a very very very healthy diet full of healthy and totally not unhealthy foods during Furry Weekend Atlanta 2026. The diet of a self-proclaimed hooper, per @FurryyNation 🗣️🗣️

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Stillstatic pictured in Downtown Atlanta giving some words of wisdom to Victor Wembanyama after game 4 (2026)

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BREAKING: Victor Wembanyama spotted in Atlanta after game 4 after taking a quick flight there. Sources tell me that he was practicing his elbows while trying to relax himself in downtown Altanta, per sources @FurryyNation

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BREAKING: Static was spotted at a party last Saturday looking at his phone and mumbling the words, "They don't know that I was a GC3 in Rocket League." In addition to "second prime soon" in an angry demeanor, sources tell @FurryyNation and @stillstaticRL

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BREAKING: Rare and brave De'Aaron Fox fan spotted in public during humiliating series performances. Hope this man is good after these peformances. He's so strong 💔💔🤷‍♂️

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BREAKING: Static's favorite spot in FWA con spotted. Sources tell me this was his favorite during the time of 2 am to 3 am. The view was spectacular, he told @FurryyNation, per sources.

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BREAKING: Man spotted in a furry suit at Magic City. The man goes by the name of Static, spotted at Magic City on Monday after his trip from Canada. This comes as a suprise after Spurs Bum Luke Kornet spoke publicly against Magic City.

Static's statement: "I luv women and wings"

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BREAKING: My sources were wrong 💔💔💔💔💔 #washed #dick #stillstatic

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BREAKING: We love you, Jeremy. Thank you for everything 🖤🤍Phoenix, take care of him 😢#GoSpursGo #PorVida

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BREAKING: We love you, Jeremy. Thank you for everything 🖤🤍Phoenix, take care of him 😢#GoSpursGo #PorVida

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BREAKING: Now I can't play basketball, FUCK!

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BREAKING: Static's record for January ends up as 3-1 for 2025. Static could not resist the uges of masturbating on late night friday. Static was not spotted at breakfast the following morning as he had not had enough the night before. What a disappointing end to a good month.

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🚨BREAKING🚨: Static's employer and company is worried about Static's willingness to continue to show up to the work... and have “concerns” regarding Static's ability to stop beating it at the office. A breaking point is inevitable, @FurryyNation

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🚨BREAKING: Sources close to the situation are expressing shock at the chance of manager Roonski selecting Static with such a high pick in the RFDL draft. Given how ass static has been the last few months. Static's player comp is like drafting Nets Kevin Garnett.... 😲😲

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🚨BREAKING: With the RFDL draft set for today, sources say Static could be selected as high as the 2nd pick. Team manager Roonski has reportedly met with the prospect. This is much higher than some might have anticipated, as Static is projected to go top 6. Wild draft tomorrow.🔥

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🚨BREAKING: With the RFDL draft set for today, sources say Static could be selected as high as the 2nd pick. Team manager Roonski has reportedly met with the prospect. This is much higher than some might have anticipated, as Static is projected to go top 6. Wild draft tomorrow.🔥

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@StaticTells ¿QUIERES PENE?

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@Vulpescorsac_ @StaticTells @ItsSochi @JakeWerePanther GOATS RESPECT GOATS

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BREAKING: Static has beaten his shit to Among Us.

"Dude it's about to be 2025, and Among Us is still undefeated in my books. Its one of the best ways to release for me still in the big 2024 and going to be in 2025. You can count in me for Among Us in 2025."

Static loves it 🥰

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BREAKING: Static did not enjoy his christmas presents from his family, per @FurryyNation

"No, I should have just left them [at my parent's house] I wanted a PS5. They got me a bunch of mid Spurs gear and my grandparents just gave me money.. how lazy. shaking my head."

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BREAKING: Static did not enjoy spending time with his family, per @FurryyNation

"Dude, All I'm trying to do is stream since it's a job, listen to my music, and beat [it]. I already spend enough time [with them]."

Static did not want to spend time with his family n his cousin😟