deMented.tweep

I'm the sweetest narcissist you'll ever meet

[BG @itsbabygangster]

A wise man once said: it takes a special kind of fool to trip over something behind you. Pick your head up — and for the love of God, don’t be an idiot twice.

[deMented.tweep @stilltheOG]

@MusaMzilikazi Imbeciles, you’re doing the white mans dirty work.

[Tinazee☆ 🆇 @tinazeeZW1]

“Farirai ma team ese kumba ikoko, ndabheja BTS..”

[MuKoMaNa WeMaDeAls🇿🇼(stanaz) @staneve02]

"Ko urikupi ndaona landlord vako vachiburitsa zvinhu panze"😂

[deMented.tweep @stilltheOG]

@itsbabygangster Hakuna zvakadaro😂

[BG @itsbabygangster]

i never thought i’d live to see the Heavenly Earthly Commander in his element

[BG @itsbabygangster]

:)

[Millicent Tatenda Masakwa🇿🇼 @iam_missJ_mimmz]

Happy 30th birthday to myself🥹🥰

[𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝑺𝒂𝒍𝒕 𝑶𝒇 𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝑬𝒂𝒓𝒕𝒉 @Shadaya_Knight]

If a woman enjoys having sex with you, she will continue to do so, even if she gets into a serious relationship

[BG @itsbabygangster]

if I had a dollar for every girl that didn’t find me attractive girls would find me attractive, walk with me…

[Twëets frøm Märs🚀🪐 @rascalit24]

What do you do for a living

Me:😭🤣

[deMented.tweep @stilltheOG]

@itsbabygangster valid😂

[BG @itsbabygangster]

it’s “Shoesday” what do you have on?

[BG @itsbabygangster]

I don’t chase I attract, but for this one I’ll jog a little bit.

[MONALISA ❤️ @naytholo]

A win is a win 🥹🤝❤️

[BG @itsbabygangster]

“a foolish man complains about a hole in his pocket, a wise man uses it to scratch his balls”

[BG @itsbabygangster]

Adam and Eve should’ve been Chinese, they would’ve eaten the snake instead of the apple.

[BG @itsbabygangster]

*removes phone case*

the floor: